Deathmatch 2021: Group F

Ah, Group F. The Group of F. The Group of frankly quite hard to call the winner (loser’s pretty easy, though). Not that there is a want of ambition here; oh no. Domination of microchip market. Domination of media (albeit ignoring the internet, curiously). Domination of “information” (and, one suspects, domination of a nice blond crinkly-faced foster brother), and…

…having some nice jewellery?

[Octopussy rant - why is Bond not sent straight to Berlin to investigate? There can’t be that many circuses there and a 00 has just been murderated. No, that’s fine, you swan off to an auction. Off you go. Why does Operation Trove evidently have no developed remit and just gets abandoned the moment Bond steals a lovely chucky-egg? Does SIS have no oversight committee? Who budgeted and project-planned Operation Trove? What do they think about it? Why are Orlov and Khan selling famous jewels through the most famous auction house on the sodding planet? Do they think the Russians won’t notice? What’s Khan in it for other than the jewels and what use can he make of them - sell them? See previous point. Even if the US disarms its nuclear capacity in Western Europe, surely Orlov can’t believe there won’t be some sort of a fight? Good luck selling those jewels when Sothebys is in ashes. Upon Magda pinching the real egg (which it is) from Bond, why does Bond’s watch say 10 am or thereabouts when it’s obviously several hours earlier? How is Bond able to fit into a red shirt previously worn by a man several inches shorter and several breakfasts thinner than he? Octopussy rant continues for as long as Octopussy continues…]

As many microchips / newspapers / information widgets / useless jewels as you can eat, then. Good luck, I say. You camp old twat.

Kamal Khan
Max Zorin
Elliot Carver
Spectre Oberhauser / Blofeld

Kamal Khan v Max Zorin
  • Kamal Khan
  • Max Zorin

0 voters

Kamal Khan v Elliot Carver
  • Kamal Khan
  • Elliot Carver

0 voters

Kamal Khan v Spectre Oberhauser / Blofeld
  • Kamal Khan
  • Spectre Oberhauser / Blofeld

0 voters

Max Zorin v Elliot Carver
  • Max Zorin
  • Elliot Carver

0 voters

Max Zorin v Spectre Oberhauser / Blofeld
  • Max Zorin
  • Spectre Oberhauser / Blofeld

0 voters

Elliot Carver v Spectre Oberhauser / Blofeld
  • Elliot Carver
  • Spectre Oberhauser / Blofeld

0 voters