It’s Bond’s defense in TLD, he gets wise to Koskov’s deception pretty quick.
Now that’s what I call rotten soundtracks!
The slide whistle over the barrel roll in TMWTGG, California Girls during the snowboarding section of AVTAK, the entirety of Goldeneye’s soundtrack, Another Way to Die
The “Shirtinators”
1: Q in Thunderball
2: J.W. Pepper in TMWTGG (when spotting 007 on the klongs)
3: J.W. Pepper in TMWTGG (during the car chase)
4: Jack Wade in Goldeneye (Yo, Jimbo)
Sorry to disappoint some of you, Brosnan’s floral Brioni shirt from DAD just didn’t make the cut.
Worst ways to die:
- Corinne Dufour: attacked by dobermans in Moonraker
- Helga Brandt: eaten alive by piranhas in You Only Live Twice
- Dr. No: boiled alive in radioactive boiling water in Dr. No
- Milton Krest: Extreme depressurization and blows up from the inside in Licence to Kill
Honourable? mentions: Elliot Price being crushed/ripped apart by the sea drill in TND,
Dario being crushed in the cocaine crusher in LTK, Graves/Moon being sucked into the jet engine in DAD, Franz Sanchez being burned alive in LTK, Kananga inflated and blown up in LALD
In chronological order:
Bonds: Connery, Moore, Brosnan, Craig
Novels: CR, FRWL, OHMSS, YOLT
Soundtracks: TB, YOLT, OHMSS, TLD
Women: Tatiana (FRWL), Tracy (OHMSS), Anya (TSWLM), Vesper (CR)
Cars: Aston Martin DB5, Lotus Esprit S1, Aston Martin V8 Vantage, BMW 750iL
One-off stunts: Corkscrew jump (TMWTGG), ski jump (TSWLM), dam jump (GE), DBS flips (CR)
Aliases: David Somerset (FRWL), Sir Hillary Bray (OHMSS), Peter Franks (DAF), Arlington Beech (CR)
Gunbarrels: OHMSS, DAF, LTK, GE
Final scene: Skyhook (TB), Tracy dies (OHMSS), attempting re-entry (MR), “Bond, James Bond” (CR)
Directors: Young, Gilbert, Glen, Campbell
Henchpersons: Red Grant, Oddjob, Jaws, Xenia Onatopp
The underwater Lotus
Jill Masterson painted gold
Jaws
Aston Martin DB5
Nearly all of these I ranked as I feel are the most important/iconic to the series and not necessarily my favorites.
NOVELS: Casino Royale • From Russia, With Love • Thunderball • On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
NON-FLEMING NOVELS: Colonel Sun • License Renewed • Nobody Lives Forever • SilverFin
SHORT STORIES: For Your Eyes Only • Risico • The Living Daylights • Blast From The Past
FILMS: Dr. No • Goldfinger • The Spy Who Loved Me • GoldenEye
THOSE MOST RESPONSIBLE FOR JAMES BOND’S SUCCESS: Ian Fleming • Cubby Broccoli • Terence Young • Sean Connery
DIRECTORS: Terence Young • Guy Hamilton • Lewis Gilbert • Martin Campbell
THOSE MOST RESPONSIBLE BEHIND THE SCENES FOR JAMES BOND’S SUCCESS (NON-DIRECTORS): Peter Hunt (editor) • Richard Maibaum (screenwriter) • Ken Adam (production designer) • John Barry (composer)
GUNBARRELS: Dr. No • Goldfinger • On Her Majesty’s Secret Service • The Spy Who Loved Me
PRE-TITLE SEQUENCES: Goldfinger • The Spy Who Loved Me • Moonraker • GoldenEye
MAIN TITLES: From Russia With Love • Thunderball • The Spy Who Loved Me • GoldenEye
THEME SONGS: James Bond Theme (DN) • Goldfinger • Live And Let Die • The Spy Who Loved Me
NON-THEME SONGS: 007 (FRWL) • Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (T) • We Have All The Time In The World (OHMSS) • Surrender (TND)
SCORES: Goldfinger • On Her Majesty’s Secret Service • Live And Let Die • Tomorrow Never Dies
JAMES BOND 007s: Sean Connery • Roger Moore • Pierce Brosnan • Daniel Craig
ALLIES: Kerim Bey (FRWL) • Tiger Tanaka (YOLT) • Marc-Ange Draco (OHMSS) • Milos Columbo (FYEO)
GIRLS: Honey Ryder (DN) • Tracy di Vicenzo (OHMSS) • Anya Amasova (TSWLM) • Vesper Lynd (CR)
HENCHMEN: Donald “Red” Grant (FRWL) • Oddjob (G) • Zbigniew “Jaws” Krycsiwiki (TSWLM) • Xenia Onatopp (G/E)
VILLAINS: Julius No (DN) • Auric Goldfinger (G) • Ernst Stavro Blofeld (YOLT) • Hugo Drax (M)
FEMME FATALES: Fiona Volpe (T) • Fatima Blush (NSNA) • Xenia Onatopp (G/E) • Elektra King (TWINE)
BOND GIRL NAMES: Pussy Galore (G) • Plenty O’Toole (DAF) • Mary Goodnight (TMWTGG) • Holly Goodhead (M)
VILLAIN PETS: Great white shark (T) • Piranha (YOLT) • Doberman pinschers (M) • Python (M)
VILLAIN LAIRS: Volcano (YOLT) • Piz Gloria (OHMSS) • Atlantis (TSWLM) • Space station (M)
HENCHMEN DEATHS: Hans (YOLT) • Kidd (DAF) • Milton Krest (LTK) • Dario (LTK)
VILLAIN DEATHS: Julius No (DN) • Auric Goldfinger (G) • Max Zorin (AVTAK) • Franz Sanchez (LTK)
BOND’S COLDEST KILLS: R.J. Dent (DN) • Shandor (TSWLM) • Emile Leopold Locque (FYEO) • Ed Killifer (LTK)
EXOTIC LOCATIONS: Nassau (T) • Tokyo (YOLT) • Swiss Alps (OHMSS) • Bangkok (TMWTGG)
GADGETS (NON-VEHICLES): Attache Briefcase (FRWL) • Rebreather (T) • Key Ring (TLD) • Cell Phone (TND)
STUNTS: Astro Spiral Jump (TMWTGG) • Skiing off a mountain (TSWLM) • Skydiving without a parachute (M) • Dam bungee jump (G/E)
CHASES: Skiing away from Piz Gloria (OHMSS) • Ski chase (FYEO) • Tanker chase (LTK) • Foot chase (CR)
FIGHTS: Bond vs. Grant (FRWL) • Bond vs. Franks (DAF) • Bond vs. Trevelyan (G/E) • Bond vs. Obanno (CR)
California Girls is Moore era perfection.
Musical references:
Laurence of Arabia (TSWLM)
Magnificent 7 (MR)
Close Encounters of a Third Kind (MR)
Jaws (FYEO)
CARS: Aston Martin DB5 (G) • Lotus Esprit S1 (TSWLM) • Aston Martin V8 (TLD) • Aston Martin Vanquish (DAD)
AIRCRAFT: Bell Textron Jet Pack (T) • Little Nellie Autogyro (YOLT) • Acrostar Bede Jet (O) • Aero L-39 Albatros (TND)
WATERCRAFT: Glastron GT-150 (LALD) • Bondola (M) • Glastron Carlson CV23HT Q Craft (M) • Q Boat (TWINE)
ICONIC SCENES: Bond’s intro (DN) • Honey’s entrance (DN) • Golden girl (G) • Tracy’s death (OHMSS)
BOND…JAMES BONDs: Dr. No • For Your Eyes Only (Bond to Melina) • The World Is Not Enough (Bond to Christmas) • Casino Royale
007 QUOTES: “Bond…James Bond” (DN) • “I think he got the point.” (T) • “I am now aiming precisely at your groin, so speak or forever hold your piece.” (TMWTGG) • “I never miss.” (TWINE)
VILLAIN QUOTES: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” (G) • “Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.” (M) • “Spend the money quickly, Mr. Bond.” (O) • “Let the mayhem begin.” (TND)
THEY SAID WHAT?!: “Quarrel, fetch my shoes.” (DN) • “That’s as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.” (G) • “I never learned to read.” (M) (should have been “I never read it” or “I threw it away.”) • “I’ll buy you a delicatessen–in stainless steel!” (FYEO)
I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY WENT WITH THIS: Bond becoming Japanese and getting “married” (YOLT) • Bond suddenly being an expert voice impersonator–aka dubbing Lazenby (OHMSS) • The entire Elvis character (QOS) • Bond and Blofeld being foster brothers (Sp)
POSTERS: US Thunderball (Look up! Look down! Look out! Here comes the biggest Bond of all!) • British quad You Only Live Twice (horizontal Bond in volcano) • US Moonraker (flying Jaws in space station) • Thai Octopussy (with octopus background)
Musical reference: Jaws in For your eyes only??? I’ve never heard this before…???
Played when an attacker in a diving suit approaches within the sunken ship.