Go tell it on the mountain

It’s Bond’s defense in TLD, he gets wise to Koskov’s deception pretty quick.

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Now that’s what I call rotten soundtracks!

The slide whistle over the barrel roll in TMWTGG, California Girls during the snowboarding section of AVTAK, the entirety of Goldeneye’s soundtrack, Another Way to Die

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The “Shirtinators”

1: Q in Thunderball
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2: J.W. Pepper in TMWTGG (when spotting 007 on the klongs)
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3: J.W. Pepper in TMWTGG (during the car chase)
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4: Jack Wade in Goldeneye (Yo, Jimbo)
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Sorry to disappoint some of you, Brosnan’s floral Brioni shirt from DAD just didn’t make the cut.

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Worst ways to die:

  1. Corinne Dufour: attacked by dobermans in Moonraker
  2. Helga Brandt: eaten alive by piranhas in You Only Live Twice
  3. Dr. No: boiled alive in radioactive boiling water in Dr. No
  4. Milton Krest: Extreme depressurization and blows up from the inside in Licence to Kill

Honourable? mentions: Elliot Price being crushed/ripped apart by the sea drill in TND,
Dario being crushed in the cocaine crusher in LTK, Graves/Moon being sucked into the jet engine in DAD, Franz Sanchez being burned alive in LTK, Kananga inflated and blown up in LALD

In chronological order:

Bonds: Connery, Moore, Brosnan, Craig

Novels: CR, FRWL, OHMSS, YOLT

Soundtracks: TB, YOLT, OHMSS, TLD

Women: Tatiana (FRWL), Tracy (OHMSS), Anya (TSWLM), Vesper (CR)

Cars: Aston Martin DB5, Lotus Esprit S1, Aston Martin V8 Vantage, BMW 750iL

One-off stunts: Corkscrew jump (TMWTGG), ski jump (TSWLM), dam jump (GE), DBS flips (CR)

Aliases: David Somerset (FRWL), Sir Hillary Bray (OHMSS), Peter Franks (DAF), Arlington Beech (CR)

Gunbarrels: OHMSS, DAF, LTK, GE

Final scene: Skyhook (TB), Tracy dies (OHMSS), attempting re-entry (MR), “Bond, James Bond” (CR)

Directors: Young, Gilbert, Glen, Campbell

Henchpersons: Red Grant, Oddjob, Jaws, Xenia Onatopp

The underwater Lotus

Jill Masterson painted gold

Jaws

Aston Martin DB5

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Nearly all of these I ranked as I feel are the most important/iconic to the series and not necessarily my favorites.

NOVELS: Casino Royale • From Russia, With Love • Thunderball • On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

NON-FLEMING NOVELS: Colonel Sun • License Renewed • Nobody Lives Forever • SilverFin

SHORT STORIES: For Your Eyes Only • Risico • The Living Daylights • Blast From The Past

FILMS: Dr. No • Goldfinger • The Spy Who Loved Me • GoldenEye

THOSE MOST RESPONSIBLE FOR JAMES BOND’S SUCCESS: Ian Fleming • Cubby Broccoli • Terence Young • Sean Connery

DIRECTORS: Terence Young • Guy Hamilton • Lewis Gilbert • Martin Campbell

THOSE MOST RESPONSIBLE BEHIND THE SCENES FOR JAMES BOND’S SUCCESS (NON-DIRECTORS): Peter Hunt (editor) • Richard Maibaum (screenwriter) • Ken Adam (production designer) • John Barry (composer)

GUNBARRELS: Dr. No • Goldfinger • On Her Majesty’s Secret Service • The Spy Who Loved Me

PRE-TITLE SEQUENCES: Goldfinger • The Spy Who Loved Me • Moonraker • GoldenEye

MAIN TITLES: From Russia With Love • Thunderball • The Spy Who Loved Me • GoldenEye

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THEME SONGS: James Bond Theme (DN) • Goldfinger • Live And Let Die • The Spy Who Loved Me

NON-THEME SONGS: 007 (FRWL) • Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (T) • We Have All The Time In The World (OHMSS) • Surrender (TND)

SCORES: Goldfinger • On Her Majesty’s Secret Service • Live And Let Die • Tomorrow Never Dies

JAMES BOND 007s: Sean Connery • Roger Moore • Pierce Brosnan • Daniel Craig

ALLIES: Kerim Bey (FRWL) • Tiger Tanaka (YOLT) • Marc-Ange Draco (OHMSS) • Milos Columbo (FYEO)

GIRLS: Honey Ryder (DN) • Tracy di Vicenzo (OHMSS) • Anya Amasova (TSWLM) • Vesper Lynd (CR)

HENCHMEN: Donald “Red” Grant (FRWL) • Oddjob (G) • Zbigniew “Jaws” Krycsiwiki (TSWLM) • Xenia Onatopp (G/E)

VILLAINS: Julius No (DN) • Auric Goldfinger (G) • Ernst Stavro Blofeld (YOLT) • Hugo Drax (M)

FEMME FATALES: Fiona Volpe (T) • Fatima Blush (NSNA) • Xenia Onatopp (G/E) • Elektra King (TWINE)

BOND GIRL NAMES: Pussy Galore (G) • Plenty O’Toole (DAF) • Mary Goodnight (TMWTGG) • Holly Goodhead (M)

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VILLAIN PETS: Great white shark (T) • Piranha (YOLT) • Doberman pinschers (M) • Python (M)

VILLAIN LAIRS: Volcano (YOLT) • Piz Gloria (OHMSS) • Atlantis (TSWLM) • Space station (M)

HENCHMEN DEATHS: Hans (YOLT) • Kidd (DAF) • Milton Krest (LTK) • Dario (LTK)

VILLAIN DEATHS: Julius No (DN) • Auric Goldfinger (G) • Max Zorin (AVTAK) • Franz Sanchez (LTK)

BOND’S COLDEST KILLS: R.J. Dent (DN) • Shandor (TSWLM) • Emile Leopold Locque (FYEO) • Ed Killifer (LTK)

EXOTIC LOCATIONS: Nassau (T) • Tokyo (YOLT) • Swiss Alps (OHMSS) • Bangkok (TMWTGG)

GADGETS (NON-VEHICLES): Attache Briefcase (FRWL) • Rebreather (T) • Key Ring (TLD) • Cell Phone (TND)

STUNTS: Astro Spiral Jump (TMWTGG) • Skiing off a mountain (TSWLM) • Skydiving without a parachute (M) • Dam bungee jump (G/E)

CHASES: Skiing away from Piz Gloria (OHMSS) • Ski chase (FYEO) • Tanker chase (LTK) • Foot chase (CR)

FIGHTS: Bond vs. Grant (FRWL) • Bond vs. Franks (DAF) • Bond vs. Trevelyan (G/E) • Bond vs. Obanno (CR)

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California Girls is Moore era perfection. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Musical references:

Laurence of Arabia (TSWLM)
Magnificent 7 (MR)
Close Encounters of a Third Kind (MR)
Jaws (FYEO)

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CARS: Aston Martin DB5 (G) • Lotus Esprit S1 (TSWLM) • Aston Martin V8 (TLD) • Aston Martin Vanquish (DAD)

AIRCRAFT: Bell Textron Jet Pack (T) • Little Nellie Autogyro (YOLT) • Acrostar Bede Jet (O) • Aero L-39 Albatros (TND)

WATERCRAFT: Glastron GT-150 (LALD) • Bondola (M) • Glastron Carlson CV23HT Q Craft (M) • Q Boat (TWINE)

ICONIC SCENES: Bond’s intro (DN) • Honey’s entrance (DN) • Golden girl (G) • Tracy’s death (OHMSS)

BOND…JAMES BONDs: Dr. No • For Your Eyes Only (Bond to Melina) • The World Is Not Enough (Bond to Christmas) • Casino Royale

007 QUOTES: “Bond…James Bond” (DN) • “I think he got the point.” (T) • “I am now aiming precisely at your groin, so speak or forever hold your piece.” (TMWTGG) • “I never miss.” (TWINE)

VILLAIN QUOTES: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” (G) • “Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.” (M) • “Spend the money quickly, Mr. Bond.” (O) • “Let the mayhem begin.” (TND)

THEY SAID WHAT?!: “Quarrel, fetch my shoes.” (DN) • “That’s as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.” (G) • “I never learned to read.” (M) (should have been “I never read it” or “I threw it away.”) • “I’ll buy you a delicatessen–in stainless steel!” (FYEO)

I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY WENT WITH THIS: Bond becoming Japanese and getting “married” (YOLT) • Bond suddenly being an expert voice impersonator–aka dubbing Lazenby (OHMSS) • The entire Elvis character (QOS) • Bond and Blofeld being foster brothers (Sp)

POSTERS: US Thunderball (Look up! Look down! Look out! Here comes the biggest Bond of all!) • British quad You Only Live Twice (horizontal Bond in volcano) • US Moonraker (flying Jaws in space station) • Thai Octopussy (with octopus background)

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Musical reference: Jaws in For your eyes only??? I’ve never heard this before…???

Played when an attacker in a diving suit approaches within the sunken ship.