The Q Mysteries: A Literary Spinoff Series (2025)

That Commander thingy…

Fleming patterned this off his own rank. He started out as Lieutenant RNVR and was given the push to Commander mainly because his tasks as DNI’s ‘organiser’ called for a certain senior rank. So at first he skipped two ranks (midshipman and Sub-Lieutenant) when he started, then LtCdr when he settled into his role as Godfrey’s chief-of-staff/faktotum/gopher.

In the end it doesn’t much matter because all those ranks came without a formal commission from Sandhurst. Fleming attended the officers course there but never finished. And it’s debatable whether he ever would have. The college’s headmaster at the time wrote an optimistic letter about Fleming’s suitability - but Fleming’s mother was a close friend of Churchill’s wife so nothing else could be expected.

We may wonder if Fleming might have got his commission had he not contracted a major case of gonorrhoea - but one might also look at it from a different angle. Fleming frequently came in conflict with discipline and didn’t much excel his peers. That he dropped out of Sandhurst was likely to the best for both sides.

On the other hand, by the start of the war in 1939 scores of civilians were admitted to the RNVR, often with officer ranks. At times of war the promotion machine is running in top gear; it was simply a requirement of the times.

Interestingly, Bond didn’t have a naval rank prior to Moonraker - and then Fleming even made him a colonel before changing the manuscript to his own RNVR Commander. I think that’s very fitting because Bond in my view lacks the military air of a professional soldier.

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Well, Fleming gave us two possible birth years for Bond - 1917 in Moonraker (assuming it was set in 1954), and 1924 in You Only Live Twice.

Bond became a 00 around 1950 (which is implied by the dossier in From Russia with Love, and a comment in Goldfinger). So he’d either have been 33, or 26, depending on which age we go with. And the statutory age for retirement from the 00 Section is 45, so going by that, Bond could potentially have spent anywhere between 12-19 years in the Section.

I tend to go with the YOLT birth year of 1924, even if it contradicts Moonraker, because that was Fleming’s final word on the subject, was part of his detailed backstory for Bond, and explains why Bond is still relatively young in the early 1960’s.

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I’m guessing the story of how Bond got fast-tracked into becoming a Commander is similar to Fleming’s story…except that unlike Fleming, Bond was active in the field as a Naval Intelligence Officer - potentially even with the Special Operations Executive.

Bond becoming a naval commander at a young age may seem unlikely, but it isn’t that unlikely when you consider that it was wartime, and he probably proved himself to be a highly valuable asset. The kind whose application to join the SIS after the war is accepted with “great pleasure” by M, and who a few years later, attains the elite designation of a 00.

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I’ve subscribed to the Vaseem Khan Newsletter email. If there is anything on the Q Mysteries, I will let you know.

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VASEEM’S NEWSLETTER

(At the Bloody Scotland festival in September)

Hello!

If you are new to this newsletter, welcome! I send one of these out approx. 4-6 times a year and you’ll find news, short stories, giveaways, competitions, book extracts, my recommendations, articles, and more… Let’s get to it!

OUT NOV 28TH - CITY OF DESTRUCTION - the fifth Malabar House novel

I’m very excited to announce that the fifth in my Malabar House series, CITY OF DESTRUCTION, is out in hardback (and digital) format this Nov in the UK, with other countries following soon after. Here’s the cover and description:

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City of Destruction

Bombay, 1951

A political rally ends in tragedy when India’s first female police detective, Persis Wadia, kills a lone gunman as he attempts to assassinate the divisive new defence minister, a man calling for war with India’s new post-Independence neighbours. With the Malabar House team tasked to hunt down the assassin’s co-conspirators – aided by agents from Britain’s MI6 security service – Persis is quickly relegated to the sidelines. But then she is given a second case, the burned body of an unidentified white man found on a Bombay beach. As she pursues both investigations - with and without official sanction - she soon finds herself headed to the country’s capital, New Delhi, a city where ancient and modern India openly clash. Meanwhile, Persis’s colleague, Scotland Yard criminalist, Archie Blackfinch, lies in a hospital fighting for his life, as all around him the country tears itself apart in the prelude to war…

You can read an extract at the bottom of this newsletter.

Pre-orders really help a book, so I would be immensely grateful if you ordered the book. You can order from all good bookshops including here: Waterstones or Amazon (Note: The US hardback will launch on March 4 2025, though the Kindle version will be out on Nov 28 2024. Pre-order from bookshops or here.)

99p/99c Kindle offer on MIDNIGHT AT MALABAR HOUSE - until September 30th 2024.

And if you haven’t yet dipped into the Malabar House series, you can begin with the first one, Midnight at Malabar House. In an India struggling to find its feet after Independence, India’s first female police inspector, Persis Wadia and English forensic scientist, Archie Blackfinch, hunt the murderer of a prominent British diplomat. The book won the CWA Historical Dagger, the world’s foremost prize for historical crime fiction. At the moment there is a 99p Kindle offer and a 99c offer in the US.

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Winners from the last newsletter competition

In the last newsletter I asked you to tell me about your favourite James Bond, Bond film or book. I picked five winners who all received a hardback of their choice. I was glad to see a broad range of winners from both Europe and the US - a lot of people love James Bond! Here are names of the winners (reproduced with their permission) and their winning picks:

Ranee Cloud - On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
David Robinson - From Russia with Love
Vicky Wilkinson - Dr No
Fiona Baker - Goldeneye
Rachel Smith - Roger Moore

The above competition marked the announcement that in October 2025, the first book in my new series featuring Q from the James Bond franchise will be released. The book is called Quantum of Menace. I am busy writing it as we speak. Look out for a lot of publicity - and some great competitions with prizes - next year - the publishing team are very excited about this! You can find out more and get in an early pre-order here.

What have I been watching?

I love going to the cinema and watching well made TV - when I have time!..

THE RINGS OF POWER. I have been a fan of Tolkien’s universe since I read The Lord of the Rings as a teenager. I loved the films and have now had a go at the TV series. It’s a little slow burn, but engrossing. One for fantasy fans.

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Free short story: ALL THAT GLITTERS

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In this short story written exclusively for subscribers of this newsletter, Inspector Chopra and his sidekick, a baby elephant, must investigate the death of a gold merchant in modern Mumbai.

Read the story by clicking here.

Have you tried the Inspector Chopra books?

And if you haven’t read any of the books from the Baby Ganesh Agency series … now is a good time to start! Set in modern India, the books follow a middle-aged policeman who retires from the Mumbai police force and must solve murders. All while having to look after a baby elephant that he’s inherited… The Unexpected Inheritance of Inspector Chopra was selected by the Sunday Times as one of the 40 best crime novels published between 2015-2020. You can buy from all good bookshops and from Bookstore.org, or Amazon or Amazon.com.

“Chopra, diligent, incorruptible and not entirely at ease with shiny new India, is a delight – and Ganesha the elephant, once he has cheered up a bit, proves a very useful ally indeed. Utterly charming – those in search of a gentle holiday read need look no further.” ~ The Guardian

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New research

I love working at University College London’s Department of Security and Crime Science - it’s very useful as a crime writer! For those interested in science here’s some fascinating new research that caught my eye:

Climate-change-triggered landslide caused Earth to vibrate for nine days

Making the invisible, visible

My best recent reads

I read a LOT of books, across a wide range of genres. Here’s a couple I’ve really enjoyed recently:

THE HORSE WHISPERER by Nicholas Evans

I’m thirty years late to this … but what a wonderful novel. The story of a girl and her horse who suffer a traumatic accident - and must then turn to a ‘whisperer’ a man who has the ability to heal horses. Wonderful writing and a great plot.

HOW TO KILL YOUR FAMILY by Bella Mackie

A razor sharp novel about a young woman bumping off members of the family who rejected her. The book sold a million copies and you can see why. One for those who enjoy wicked satire.

Leave a review… please!

Reviews are incredibly important to any book. They not only help spread the word but are used by booksellers (especially the bigger ones such as Waterstones, Barnes and Noble, Amazon) to determine their marketing efforts for a particular book. For those of you who have read one of my books, I would be very grateful if you could spend a few minutes to leave a review on Waterstones, Amazon, Goodreads, or any other forum of your choice. Thank you for your support!

warm regards from London,

Vaseem


This is a pre-publication extract from CITY OF DESTRUCTION, a novel by Vaseem Khan . Please do not forward or post in any other forum.

CITY OF DESTRUCTION

by Vaseem Khan

They found the body curled up on a cracked shelf of black rock lapped at by the warm waters of the Arabian Sea, down by the tip of the Malabar Hill peninsular.
Parking the jeep on a dirt track leading from the main road, they made their way over the rocks to the corpse. The sun floated high overhead, in a sky of electric blue. Light made an ever-shifting tracery of prisms on the water’s surface.
A crowd had gathered, though not of the human variety.
The smell of death had its own bouquet and to a certain cross section of Bombay’s population the noxious odour of a burned body was akin to the aromas emanating from the five-star kitchens of the Taj Mahal Hotel. A gang of rooting pigs had turned up, accompanied by a pack of stray dogs, a brace of langurs, a flock of gulls, ravens and crows, and a goodly contingent of Bombay’s ubiquitous rat population. They were being kept at bay by a wizened homunculus in a uniform so big it made him look like an overgrown child. Handlebar moustaches hung to his pigeon chest.
Persis watched the cut-price Zorro fence at the slavering menagerie with a bamboo lathi.
Birla exchanged words with the man and determined that he was employed as a security guard at the home of the individual who had found the body, a retired executive who lived in one of the imposing homes set well back from the rocky shore. The man had been taking his daily early morning constitutional and stumbled across the body, almost losing his breakfast in the process.
Persis focused on the corpse.
The cadaver was curled into a foetal position, burned black. A few wisps of black hair remained on the skull, but the face was burned beyond recognition. The rest of the body too had clearly been engulfed by flame.
Despite the heat, a chill ran through her.
Death had rarely rattled her. Even at the academy, she had maintained a relative indifference when confronted by cadavers in the training morgue, looking on as many of her male colleagues had turned various shades of green. Her mother’s death and Sam’s grim fatalism had infected her at an early age. Death, after all, was the ultimate democratic institution. It came for everyone, rich or poor, moral or wicked. There was little point in being frightened of it.
But anger, at the iniquitous nature of some deaths . . . Now that was permitted.
What had driven this man to his death? Was it, as Roshan Seth had supposed, a case of self-immolation? Across Bombay, many had chosen this form of protest of late, the last mode of self-expression left to the truly desperate.
Little good that it did.
In the city of dreams, the crowd that invariably gathered as yet another protestor doused himself in gasoline outside yet another government office was as likely to offer a match as it was to come to the poor fool’s rescue.
Birla cut into her thoughts. ‘The last time I smelled anything this bad, an elephant had done its business over my head.’
She decided not to ask. With Birla, a tale of woe – of which he had an inexhaustible supply – could be counted upon to take the listener down the sort of dark and winding path that usually ended in a mugging.
She saw that the sub-inspector had tied a handkerchief around his mouth, giving him the look of a particularly inept highwayman.
He was a strange man. Relegated to Malabar House because his daughter had refused the amorous attentions of a senior officer, Birla, like Persis herself, was a victim of circumstance rather than incompetence. Though he would have been the first to admit that, prior to his banishment, his career had managed to achieve as much forward momentum as a car with square wheels. Some men were born to mediocrity, some achieved it, and some had it thrust upon them. Birla was the result when all three aligned in a single individual.
Nevertheless, of all of her fellow officers at Malabar House, Birla was the one who had been most willing to offer her acceptance. The fact that he was continually braced by two no-nonsense women at home had, perhaps, made it easier for him to do so. That and the fear that his wife might give him a good talking-to were he to adopt any other attitude.
What was she doing here?
Her every cell itched to be away from this godforsaken place, back in the thick of it. She should be out pursuing the real investigation, not standing here on this lonely slab of broken rock, surrounded by wild animals, mute witnesses to another chapter in the litany of human depravity that circumscribed the city they all called home.
But Seth was right. When you pulled on the uniform, you gave the dead and the dispossessed certain rights. The right to demand justice, for one.
Whether you could deliver it or not was a different matter.
‘Why come out here to do this?’ Birla’s voice was muffled behind his makeshift facemask. ‘What would be the point? You wouldn’t catch me setting fire to myself without an audience.’
She waited while he mentally traversed the winding pathway of his own question and arrived at the logical conclusion.
‘He didn’t do this to himself, did he?’ said the sub-inspector, quietly. ‘Someone did this to him.’
She gestured at the desolate rocks. ‘You’re right in that this would be the last place in Bombay to commit such an act. And how did he get out here? There’s no vehicle on the road.’
‘Perhaps he walked? Or took a cab?’
‘In which case, we should be able to track it down. Besides, a body this badly burned needs an accelerant. A petrol can. A container. There’s nothing here.’
‘Maybe he threw it into the sea before he set himself alight?’
‘Possibly. But it doesn’t feel right. Something terrible happened here.’
Birla looked back down at the body. ‘So someone killed him. And left the body out here, thinking that perhaps the tide would sweep it out to sea.’
She nodded. Birla had always been smarter than he looked, possessed of a low cunning that occasionally allowed him to leap to the right answer.
‘Whoever did this didn’t realise that the tide rarely gets this far up the rocks.’
The sub-inspector blew out a breath of disgust, ruffling the handkerchief around his mouth. He peered darkly at the corpse as if by some supernatural effort of will he might resurrect it or, better yet, make it vanish. ‘I suppose I better find a telephone,’ he muttered. ‘Call out the meat wagon.’
A raven hopped closer. He aimed a kick at it. The bird seemed unimpressed – it was almost the same size as Birla, and looked twice as vicious.

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From IFP:
Memorandum sent 18/1/2025

Classification: Gold level (For Your Eyes Only)

Dear colleagues,

The start of a new year. A time for resolutions. Including several dictated to us from on high. It won’t have escaped your notice that the recent Spending Review has left Q Branch leaner, greener, and, decidedly, meaner. It has further been suggested that we “foster a culture where EQ – Emotional Quotient – and not merely IQ – is employed as a metric of success.” I recently discussed this with M.

M’s contention is that agents trained to eliminate – with extreme prejudice – our enemies don’t need to be mollycoddled. His exact words were “Q, I don’t expect our Double Os to sit around holding hands singing “Kumbaya”, before putting a bullet through the likes of Blofeld.”

Nevertheless, this is the ideal moment to re-evaluate our role as the research and development division of the British Secret Service. The fact is that we have long been invaluable to our nation’s intelligence apparatus. On a recent trip to the archives, the idea of a Q Branch museum was mooted. Splendid notion.

Looking back, I am astounded by the inventiveness of our predecessors.

Take, for instance, the ‘pigeon camera’, a device designed to be strapped to Lord Nelson’s least favourite bird. In between dodging bombs and bullets, these adventurous pigeon pilots took thousands of critical reconnaissance photos during WW1. So effective were they that several went on to the status of war hero. I note here one such medallist: Cher Ami – “dear friend” to the linguistically challenged – awarded the Croix de Guerre by the French government. His stuffed remains may now be found in the Smithsonian Institute.

From the sublime to the ridiculous.

Back in the 1970s, our old friends across the pond, the CIA, developed what would become known as the T1151 “Dog Doo” transmitter. Deployed during the Vietnam War, this homing beacon was used to track supply movements along the Ho Chi Minh trail. The beacon was camouflaged to resemble a medium-sized faecal dropping. How’s that for lateral thinking?

This memo constitutes the first of a monthly series. My own attempt to get a little more “touchy-feely”, in line with HQ’s diktat. To this end, I shall set a puzzle in each memo, a means of promoting a little Q Branch esprit de corps. See postscript below for this month’s brain teaser.

Finally, I need not remind everyone that our mission here at Q Branch remains to develop the tech that keeps our field agents safe and operational. As ever, we work behind the scenes. Not for us the power and the glory. Nevertheless, we may take great pride in what we do. So, whatever your new year’s resolution, be it to learn to play “Ode to Joy” on the kazoo or to run the London Marathon in a Godzilla suit, I wish more power to your elbow, and a productive new year.

Sincerely,

Major Boothroyd
Head of Q Branch

P.S. Here is your first puzzle. One “winner” shall be picked at random from all correct entries and will be mentioned in my following memo. Perhaps MI6 Archives might even stretch to rustling up a book to send you?* Pot luck, I’m afraid! Fill in this form to enter… This month’s puzzle is as follows: To whom am I referring below?

A headless corpse, this spy leaves behind.
And disputed legacy, now out of mind.
Enchantress once of men of state.
A byword now for quisling’s fate.

P.P.S. In light of the recent mishap with 007’s Bentley, no further vehicles are to be authorised to Double O agents without my express approval.

*UK entrants only, I’m afraid!

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Memorandum sent 13/2/2025

Classification: Gold level (For Your Eyes Only)

Dear colleagues,

It has come to my attention that the coffee machine in the Q Branch kitchen has once again broken down. It beggars belief that a division renowned for its prowess at invention cannot persuade such a simple device to a) remain operational for longer than five minutes and b) dispense a cup of coffee that does not taste of boiled socks. Following my last run-in with the machine’s maintenance personnel, I am no longer permitted to negotiate this situation on our behalf. (Apparently, I have offended their delicate sensibilities.) Moneypenny has taken the matter in hand and, I am assured, will rectify the situation forthwith.

The coffee machine situation reminds me of recent setbacks on our solo-submersible project. As some of you may remember, the idea for this project originated with our field agents (specifically, one agent). At the time, objections were raised (by myself) as to the viability of the project, with some (again, yours truly) comparing it to The Great Panjandrum, a sort of armed, rocket-powered giant Catherine wheel, designed by British engineers during WW2, an invention so inept that it was never actually deployed. The Great Panjandrum, during its initial test, managed to not only utterly fail in its primary objective – rolling along a beach in a straight line – but misfired rockets in all directions, almost taking out several ranks of senior military brass, before crashing and fragmenting into bits in a series of violent explosions.

In spite of this, Q Branch’s objections to the proposed submersible programme were overruled. As M reminded us at the time, it is our duty, as the research and development arm of the British Secret Service, to provide for the needs of our agents. And if 007 says he needs a personal sub armed with a laser-guided warhead, then who are we to argue? (It should be noted that previous attempts at such armed mini-subs have largely been the domain of drug cartels. These so-called ‘narco-subs’, invariably constructed in potting sheds located deep in the South American jungle, are notoriously badly engineered, little more than tin death-traps for their hapless pilots, where paper bags serve as latrines and the primary propulsion device is no more sophisticated than a mouse-wheel.)

To be clear, I am not against the idea of submarines, and we shall plough ahead with fortitude, as ever. But the practical limitations of this particular design should not be underestimated. One can only think of the challenges faced by our predecessors. For instance, Dutch inventor Cornelis Drebbel, credited with the first propulsive submarine – a leather-covered and iron-reinforced rowboat oared by twelve men - built in 1620 under the auspices of King James I – he of Bible fame. This device – imaginatively christened Drebbel I - managed to submerge to a whopping depth of fifteen feet in the Thames. The British navy declined to utilise it.

Finally, congratulations to Matt G. for correctly ascertaining the answer to the puzzle in my previous memo, and for being fortunate enough to be picked at random from all the correct entries. The answer, of course, was Mata Hari. Below you will find this edition’s puzzle. Good luck!

Sincerely,

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Major Boothroyd
Head of Q Branch

P.S. Here is this edition’s puzzle. One ‘winner’ shall be picked at random from all correct entries and will be mentioned in my following memo. MI6 Archives shall rustle up a book to send to you* Pot luck, I’m afraid! Fill in this form to enter… This month’s puzzle is as follows: To what am I referring below?

A vessel now part of ocean lore.

Captained by a fabled submariner of yore.
An adventure tale to set imaginations aflame.
Marine Argonauts now share this name.

*UK entrants only, alas!

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Memorandum sent 14/3/2025

Classification: Gold level (For Your Eyes Only)

Dear colleagues,

Patriotism. Here in the security services it is taken as given that we stand for something greater than ourselves. Call it a love of King and Country or a set of values that enshrine our democratic ideals. But where does such belief come from? How do we hold on to it as the very concept becomes ever more politically charged?

When I was young, I spent a lot of time in the library. No surprises there. It was here that I first came across a copy of Nelson by Richard Hough. If ever there was a story to instil a sense of patriotism in a young man, it was the heroic tale of our greatest naval officer. Yes, Nelson may have lost a few too many body parts along the way to said greatness, and his eye for the ladies – or one lady, in particular – may have seen him tarred and feathered in today’s age, but Nelson’s famous signal, sent just before the Battle of Trafalgar – namely: England expects that every man will do his duty - fired my imagination and, dare I say, the imagination of countless servicemen and women since.

Nelson lived up to his own expectations. The battle was won, securing Britain’s supremacy over the seas for a century. Nelson perished and ascended to the pantheon.

As most of you know, in my office hangs a reprint of The Death of Nelson by Benjamin West. It has long been taken as gospel that, as he lay dying, Nelson said to his flag captain, Vice-Admiral Thomas Hardy, ‘Kiss me, Hardy.’ Recent evidence suggests otherwise. Nelson’s parting words might actually have been ‘Thank God, I have done my duty.’ Frankly, this sounds far more likely. (I am fairly certain that should I be mortally wounded in action with the Double Os, my last words would not be ‘Kiss me, Bond.’)

At any rate, Nelson’s example inspired me to consider a career in the navy, but the fact that I tend to get nauseous in the bathtub ruled otherwise. (Fun fact: Nelson himself suffered terribly from seasickness.) Instead, I joined the army - the Royal Engineers – and from there MI6 and Q Branch.

More than two decades on, I still draw inspiration from Nelson’s example. He remains my greatest hero.

On another note, it will not have escaped your attention that several grey-suited individuals have taken up residence in the conference room. They represent an unwelcome follow-up to the recent Spending Review of the security services. Once again, we can expect to be given the third degree by the oversight committee’s grim-faced apparatchiks. I can only hope that our paperclip-obsessed guests might be imbued with the same sense of duty that propelled Nelson. England expects.

Finally, congratulations to Richard N. for correctly ascertaining the answer to the puzzle in my previous memo, and for being fortunate enough to be picked at random from all the correct entries. The answer, of course, was the Nautilus, Captain Nemo’s submarine from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea. (The last line of the puzzle referred to the name given to Argonauts, an octopus species known as paper nautili). Below you will find this edition’s puzzle. Good luck!

Sincerely,

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Major Boothroyd
Head of Q Branch

P.S. Here is this edition’s puzzle. One ‘winner’ shall be picked at random from all correct entries and will be mentioned in my following memo. MI6 Archives shall rustle up a book to send to you* Pot luck, I’m afraid! Fill in this form to enter… This month’s puzzle is as follows: To who am I referring below?

Clue: the answer relates to Nelson and requires a four-pawed rearranging of these two words:

SUE LIN

*UK entrants only, alas!

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But without that silly hat, please.

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A favorite line from On His Majesty’s Secret Service:

“Show them that there are still some things we’re good at. Like marching bands and bagpipes and knowing how to wear an elaborate hat.”

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These other 3 authors could write a James Bond novel one day.

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Jochem’s Books has posted a brief review (contains spoilers) of the book, for anyone interested.

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There’s no mention of a villain(s). Surprise waiting for us perhaps?

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Dear colleagues,

I begin with a David Bowie reference, but the topic of this memo is deadly serious. Last week I was invited to a behind-closed-doors symposium examining the future of mind control techniques. Here at Q branch we are, of course, familiar with this nefarious brand of pseudo-science. It has always been the goal of military and intelligence agencies to exert influence over our enemies, by fair means or foul. Back in 1951, the CIA’s Office of Scientific Intelligence launched Project Artichoke, aimed at determining whether an individual might be coerced (against their will) into carrying out an act of assassination. [The answer is no, not really, unless they happen to be particularly feeble-minded.]

Project Artichoke was the forerunner to the notorious Project MKUltra, another CIA program aimed at developing brainwashing techniques. A key goal of the program was to enable more effective interrogations either through psychological torture or via the development of a ‘truth serum’. As someone who has routinely been forced to sit on government committees I am, of course, no stranger to psychological torture, and it has often occurred to me that the administering of a truth serum to elected politicians would be greatly appreciated by the British public. Alas, no effective truth drug has ever been developed. Most tend to put their recipients to sleep or scramble their brains to the point that they will willingly confess to assassinating Abraham Lincoln.

The MKUltra program continued for two decades and experimented on many (unwitting) test subjects. Today, it stands roundly – and rightly – condemned for human rights violations. In both Project Artichoke and Project MKUltra, an array of drugs were utilised, from cocaine to heroin to LSD, though history remains unclear as to whether the drugs were administered solely to the test subjects or also taken by those in charge of the program. One suspects the latter. (As an aside: the entire global supply of LSD - created in 1938 in a Swiss lab - was bought out by the CIA in the 1950s.)

Today, several labs are experimenting with neurological approaches, namely, direct brain-to-computer interfaces. I must confess, the idea of inserting a chip into the brains of some of our Double Os and remotely directing their actions during field ops does carry a certain appeal. The ability to stop 007 from ramming our latest modified supercar into the side of an express train might go some way to reining in our annual budget . . .

Finally, congratulations to KEVIN Q. for correctly ascertaining the answer to the puzzle in my previous memo, and for being fortunate enough to be picked at random from all the correct entries. The answer, of course, was NILEUS, the name of Admiral Nelson’s dog, which, when written backwards, and a space inserted, becomes SUE LIN, last memo’s clue. Below you will find this edition’s puzzle. Good luck!

Sincerely,

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Major Boothroyd
Head of Q Branch

P.S. Here is this edition’s puzzle. One ‘winner’ shall be picked at random from all correct entries and will be mentioned in my following memo. MI6 Archives shall rustle up a book to send to you* Pot luck, I’m afraid! Fill in this form to enter… This month’s puzzle is as follows: To who am I referring below?

What was the name of the famous computer in the film that inspired David Bowie’s Space Oddity (the song where Major Tom first appeared)?

*UK entrants only, alas!

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Bummer, I actually know the answer.

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Has it been said in this thread that the second book will be called The Man With The Golden Compass ? I’ve not seen it mentioned anywhere else.

Towards the end of the Sunday Times piece:

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2026, most likely.

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Wow, there’s an original title.

What’s next? Dr. Yes? The Spy Who Kind of Liked Me?

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Opted for not wasting valuable shelf space. No, really, I’m running out of inches. One of the reasons why I’ve been focussing on vinyls in recent times. Might be about time for the good old Monsterbox to move up a few storeys…

Just a lame excuse. I don’t want this, I don’t need this. I’m not even through with the Horowitz’ and Sherwoods (let alone Boyd and Cole), even though I bought them all. (And then they come and trigger me with Talk of the Devil…) But frankly, I’ve got other things to spend my money on. An ultra-rare '64 US Goldfinger promo that I shot for, ahm, not too much money – as a polar opposite to the new La-La-Land pressing come July. :smirk:

Time to draw the line (oh please, don’t make me quote Gustav Graves :man_facepalming:)

Unless you lot say (and keep saying) that it’s so great and that it miraculously surpasses all misexpectations and that it’s a must-read and must-buy in all kinds of different US and UK editions – and of course I’ve got to have the German versions, too – and paperbacks and hardcovers and the special signed and numbered “dart gun book” edition (like the one Dr Goodhead had in MR) that comes in a special gadget box (think Glass Onion) which is going to be so collectable… :crazy_face:

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