The Ultimate James Bond Misquote Conversation


#1

Thought we could reboot the grape James Bond misquote conversation, one of my favorite threads from the old forums.

“The name’s Bond, Jimmy ‘card sense’ Bond.”


#2

“You abuse me, Mr. Bond.”


#3

“My orders are to troll you.”


#4

“If M was so sure I was bent, she would’ve sent a noob.”


#5

" According to Villiers you’re the worst player in the service…"


#6

“He was drunk, you know.”


#7

" You usually drink Corsican beer…"


#8

“I would have expected a Smirnoff Ice.”


#9

“Shaken or salted?”


#10

" Choose your next cocktail carefully, Mr. Bond…It may taste horrible! "