The Ultimate James Bond Misquote Conversation

#1

Thought we could reboot the grape James Bond misquote conversation, one of my favorite threads from the old forums.

“The name’s Bond, Jimmy ‘card sense’ Bond.”

#2

“You abuse me, Mr. Bond.”

#3

“My orders are to troll you.”

#4

“If M was so sure I was bent, she would’ve sent a noob.”

#5

" According to Villiers you’re the worst player in the service…"

#6

“He was drunk, you know.”

#7

" You usually drink Corsican beer…"

#8

“I would have expected a Smirnoff Ice.”

#9

“Shaken or salted?”

#10

" Choose your next cocktail carefully, Mr. Bond…It may taste horrible! "

#11

“Well, anyone seeing you in that outfit, Moneypenny, would most certainly be discouraged.”

#12

“What’s that smell?”
“My tailor. Savile Roe.”

#13

" You smell worse already! "