In my desperate attempt to wring joy from contemporary blockbuster cinema I went in with great reviews-fueled hope. Really.
DUNE (Part 2)
It was supposed to be better than part 1 which I already was disappointed by. It was lauded even by Spielberg (oh, well, he knows how to hype things strategically). And the big success seemed to indicate that audiences loved this second part.
I didn´t. I was bored beyond even the boredom of the first part. And, um, the supposedly breathtaking cinematography was either orange sunsets or such a bleak grey/brown monochrome (until a big sequence was even just black and white) that I had to struggle to keep my eyes open. And also the constant expositional dialogue which went on and on and on and on, in such a glacial pace. Really, Villeneuve should never be let near a Bond film unless you want a 90-minute story be told in two three hour chapters with no sense of humor.
Everything David Lynch did with “Dune” was miles ahead of this, and in its weirdness just wonderfully bizarre and fun. What he absolutely managed to do - and Villeneuve failed horribly in - was to condense the narrative. These two parts are a bigger slog than the three Hobbits, and they were tough to stay awake in, too. Apparently, young people just wanted to see Zendaya kiss Chalamet.
And then…
The Fall Guy
I like Ryan Gosling. I like the idea of a movie about a stunt man. I like the concept of a mix between romantic comedy and an action satire. And the reviews were mostly fantastic. I really thought that the lack of box office was due to audiences not going for a Non-IP film.
Instead, this film is just a rudderless mess. The story is barely there, with the uninvolving love story pushing its way in again and again, and I just did not care, even with these performers, it was just not funny, not romantic, not in any way thrilling. And Aaron Taylor-Johnson… oh, boy, no, please, never Bond.
Also, why do they call this THE FALL GUY and the main character Colt Seavers? It has nothing in common with the show. It´s like adapting MAGNUM with a main character called Thomas Magnum but we only see him driving his Ferrari for two hours.
I have to say I am shocked that the film did even that disappointing sum of money. It shows how much marketing can actually wring out of a bad movie.
So… after that I can only suspect that I will hate FURIOSA, too.