The Exorcist: Believer (2023)
SPOILERS, as if anyone would care
It really is difficult to wrap your head around just how awful this film is. It took me a few tries to make it all the way through this, but I finally sat down and forced myself to finish it (since I paid for it about a month or so ago), and, quite frankly, I’m not sure that fans and critics have been harsh enough on this film.
Believer is a slap in the face to the film it purports to be a sequel to. And, if we’re being honest, this isn’t a sequel to The Exorcist. It doesn’t really have anything to do with that film, other than assassinating the Chris MacNeil character. That film was about a mother’s love for her child and the lengths that she would go to, in the face of countless obstacles, to save her daughter from the forces of evil. Believer throws this all away on a whim. We’re introduced to a new version of Chris MacNeil (and God bless Ellen Burstyn for returning and squeezing every last dollar she could out of these “filmmakers” for her services), who immediately slaps the real version of the character from the original film straight across the face. We learn that she hasn’t seen Reagan in ages because of the book she wrote about the ordeal from the first film, which angered her daughter so much that she went away and has shut off all contact. This is not the same character from the original and shows why Burstyn would only return after having her salary doubled and a scholarship for her acting school funded by the “filmmakers”.
And what was so important that they had to have Burstyn in the film? Not a damn thing. She’s there for absolutely no reason, other than to give the “filmmakers” an apparent license to bill this film as a part of The Exorcist franchise. Other than her, there’s not a single connective tissue to the original. She shows up, says a few lines to Pazuzu, and then is sent along her merry way to the sidelines, only to be shown in brief cuts for the rest of the film, as though only to remind the audience while they’re watching this crap that this is, indeed, a sequel to The Exorcist.
The rest of the film is just a mess. The climactic exorcism film is just a chaotic mess of filmmaking, with ideas seemingly being thrown against the wall at random to see what would stick. We get several different types of religious figures sitting in on the exorcism, each doing their own thing, in an effort seemingly to be more inclusive and to not offend anyone. It doesn’t work and, instead, just creates a jumbled mess of a sequence that is hard to follow. It’s also an overly cruel scene, with the way it wraps up for one of the afflicted girls, which felt completely unnecessary.
Looking for any positives in the film is a difficult tasks. Linda Blair’s single moment in the film is a highlight, I guess, as it’s the only moment that really causes the viewer to feel any emotion. The rest of this film is just, at its best, a boring slog brought to us by people who clearly had no understanding of the film they are purporting to make a sequel to with this film. And, to think, we’re getting two more of these.