Bond Villain Land Vehicles

In association with the James Bond Land Vehicles thread here is one for the villains’ vehicles. Over the years, the Bond villains have had some impressive land vehicles of their own. Which ones do you consider the best?

SEAN CONNERY:
1. 1939 LaSalle Funeral Coach (“Blind” Assassins hearse) – DN
2. Dragon Tractor (No’s Dragon) – DN
3. 1939 GMC AC-Series (Krilencu truck) – FRWL
4. 1937 Rolls-Royce Phantom III (Goldfinger personal car) – G
5. 1956 Mercedes-Benz 190 (Korean Guards black car) – G
6. 1964 Lincoln Continental (Goldfinger crushed car) – G
7. 1964 Ford Falcon Ranchero (Oddjob car) – G
8. 1951 Dodge M-43 (Goldfinger laser military ambulance) – G
9. 1964 Lincoln Continental Executive Limousine (Bouvard car) – T
10. 1957 Ford Fairlane 500 Skyliner (Lippe car) – T
11. 1965 BSA Lightning (Fiona motorcycle) – T
12. 1965 Ford Mustang (Fiona car) – T
13. 1964 Dodge Polara (SPECTRE Sumo Driver car) – YOLT
14. 1966 Toyopet Crown (Osato Thugs car) – YOLT
15. 1966 Triumph T 100 (Tynan motorcycle) – DAF
16. 1968 Cadillac Funeral Coach (Slumber Gangsters hearse) – DAF
17. 1971 Ford Thunderbird Landau (Wint & Kidd car) – DAF
18. 1968 Mercedes-Benz 600 (Blofeld car) – DAF
19. 1983 Renault 5 Turbo 2 (Fatima red car) – NSNA

GEORGE LAZENBY:
1. Piz Gloria Cable Car (Blofeld cable car) – OHMSS
2. 1969 Mercedes-Benz O 309 (SPECTRE bus) – OHMSS
3. 1963 Mercedes-Benz 220 S (Bunt car) – OHMSS
4. Bobsled (Blofeld bobsled) – OHMSS
5. 1964 Mercedes-Benz 600 (Blofeld car) – OHMSS

ROGER MOORE:
1. 1973 Chevrolet Corvette “Corvorado” C3 (Whisper car) – LALD
2. 1973 Chevrolet Bel Air (Taxi Driver New Orleans cab) – LALD
3. 1973 Chevrolet Impala Custom (Adam car) – LALD
4. 1974 AMC Matador (Scaramanga car) – TMWTGG
5. 1976 Kawasaki Z 900 A4 (Stromberg Assassin motorcycle) – TSWLM
6. 1976 Ford Taunus (Jaws car) – TSWLM
7. 1936 Hispano-Suiza J12 Cabriolet (Drax car) – M
8. 1974 Chevrolet C-10 (Drax Thugs ambulance) – M
9. 1973 Mercedes-Benz 280 SE (Locque silver car) – FYEO
10. 1969 Peugeot 504 (Gonzales Thugs car) – FYEO
11. 1980 Yamaha XT 500 (Krieger motorcycle) – FYEO
12. 1969 Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow I LWB (Kristatos car) – FYEO
13. 1977 GP Super Buggy (Locque dune buggy) – FYEO
14. 1968 Mercedes-Benz 600 Pullman (Khan London car) – O
15. Tuk Tuk (Gobinda tuk tuk) – O
16. 1942 Willy MB “Jeep” (Gobinda Thugs jeep) – O
17. 1934 Rolls-Royce Phantom II (Khan Udaipur car) – O
18. 1977 Volga M-24 (Orlov car) – O
19. 1983 Land-Rover Range Rover Series I (Zorin car) – AVTAK

TIMOTHY DALTON:
1. 1971 Land-Rover 88" Series III (Whitaker Assassin vehicle) – TLD
2. 1986 Wales & Edwards Rangemaster (Necros milk truck) – TLD
3. 1980 GMC Vandura (Koskov ambulance) – TLD
4. 1979 Saviem VAB (Koskov armored vehicle) – TLD
5. 1978 Renault TRM 9000 (Koskov heroin truck) – TLD
6. 1942 Dodge WC 51 (Koskov military jeep chasing plane) – TLD
7. Panhard AML 90 (Soviet military tank) – TLD
8. 1950 Willys M38 (Sanchez jeep) – LTK
9. 1983 Ford Grand Marquis Stretched Limousine (Sanchez car) – LTK
10. Jeep CJ-5 (Heller jeep) – LTK
11. 1942 American Car & Foundry M5 A1 “Stuart” (Sanchez tank) – LTK
12. 1987 Maserati Biturbo 425i (Sanchez car) – LTK
13. 1976 Jeep CJ-7 (Perez jeep) – LTK
14. 1988 Dodge Ram (Braun pickup) – LTK
15. 1989 Kenworth W-00 B (Sanchez tanker truck) – LTK
16. Clark CF-60 (Braun forklift) – LTK

PIERCE BROSNAN:
1. 1995 Ferrari F355 GTS (Xenia Monaco car) – G/E
2. 1990 Mercedes-Benz 230 E (Xenia St. Petersburg car) – G/E
3. 1992 GAZ 31029 Volga (Ouromov car) – G/E
4. Train (Trevelyan train) – G/E
5. 1974 Robur LO 2002 A (Terrorist military truck with motion sensor machine guns) – TND
6. ZiL 135 (Terrorist military truck toting missile Bond blows up) – TND
7. 1986 Mercedes-Benz S-Klasse (Carver Thugs green car runs over spikes, crashes) – TND
8. 1988 Opel Senator (Carver Security Guards red car hit by Bond’s missile) – TND
9. 1985 Ford Scorpio (Carver Security Guards blue car hit by bazooka missile) – TND
10. 1982 Ford F-350 (Carver Security Guards pickup) – TND
11. 1995 Land-Rover Range Rover Series II (Carver Thugs car in motorcycle chase) – TND
12. 1994 Jeep Cherokee (Chang Thugs jeep) – TND
13. 1980 UAZ 469 B (Renard military jeep) – TWINE
14. 2002 Land-Rover Range Rover Series III (Moon/Graves car) – DAD
15. Ski-Doo (Moon/Graves Thug snowmobile) – DAD
16. 2002 Jaguar XKR (Zao car) – DAD

DANIEL CRAIG:
1. 2002 Skoda Superb (Dryden car) – CR
2. 2005 Land-Rover Defender 110 Station Wagon (Le Chiffre Madagascar vehicle) – CR
3. 1989 International 4000-Series (Carlos tanker) – CR
4. 1971 ZiL 117 (Leo car) – CR
5. 2005 Jaguar XKR (Le Chiffre Montenegro car) – CR
6. 2006 Jaguar XK8 (White car) – CR
7. 2008 Alfa Romeo 159 (White Thugs car) – QOS
8. 2008 Ford Edge (Greene Haiti car) – QOS
9. 2000 Daimler Super V8 (Greene Bregenz car) – QOS
10. 2007 Land-Rover Defender 110 Station Wagon (Carlos car) – QOS
11. 2007 Audi A5 B8 (Patrice car) – Sk
12. Honda CRF 250 R (Patrice motorcycle) – Sk
13. 2014 Jaguar C-X75 (Hinx Rome car) – Sp
14. 2015 Land-Rover Range Rover Sport SVR (Hinx Austria car) – Sp
15. 2014 Land-Rover Defender Big Foot (Hinx Thugs car) – Sp
16. 1948 Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith (Blofeld car) – Sp
17. 2015 Yamaha Grizzly 700 (Blofeld Guard quad) – Sp
18. 2005 Toyota Hilux (Blofeld Thugs pickup crashes M car) – Sp
19. International 4700 (Blofeld Thugs van) – Sp

My favorite villain car would be the Tan-Ling Zao’s 2002 XKR from Die Another Day. It’s got great gadgets and gives 007 a run for his money in an exciting chase.

For a non-gadget vehicle, I’d go with Xenia Onatopp’s 1995 Ferrari F355 GTS just edging out Hinx’s 2014 Jaguar C-X75. It’s just a little more “normal-looking” car for me and I’ve never been overly wild about vertical opening doors.

I too have to go with the Jag from DAD. It’s literally the only sequence I can bear to watch in that crap fest without feeling nausea. That must count for something.