With the Group stage for Villains done, the results and the form to date:
Group A |
P |
W |
D |
L |
F |
A |
GD |
% |
Points |
OHMSS Blofeld (1) |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
48 |
8 |
40 |
86.2 |
12 |
Largo (6) |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
36 |
21 |
15 |
63.7 |
9 |
Carver |
4 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
24 |
31 |
-7 |
44.1 |
6 |
Graves |
4 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
17 |
37 |
-20 |
31.1 |
3 |
Greene |
4 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
14 |
42 |
-28 |
25 |
0 |
Going to previous form here, with the two seeds in the group going through. Carver likely to be a Lucky Loser. Last year, it took a Die Another Day element to the last category to achieve a win, so that’s a “positive” I suppose. Won’t get “Sir” Gustav Graves very far, though. As for Greene, perhaps all that was inevitable but it’s not actually the worst showing and, although miserable and pathetic, an improvement on his form to date. Well done. Now go away.
Group B |
P |
W |
D |
L |
F |
A |
GD |
% |
Points |
Drax (2) |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
44 |
20 |
24 |
68.8 |
12 |
Sanchez (7) |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
34 |
27 |
7 |
55.9 |
9 |
Dr No |
4 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
34 |
27 |
7 |
56.3 |
6 |
Trevelyan |
4 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
26 |
35 |
-7 |
42.7 |
3 |
Safin |
4 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
16 |
45 |
-29 |
26.3 |
0 |
Again, the seeds through as expected although that’s not the most overwhelming show of form by Drax in comparison to previous years. Less Chopin and more Choppin’, please. Dr No generally improving and Trevelyan likely to be a Lucky Loser on that form, but continuing the pretty mediocre showing that the pretty mediocre GoldenEye has inflicted upon us across all categories in recent times. As for Safin, “not popular” and solid proof of the fallacy of newness bias. Still, not the worst performer but it’s all a bit feeble.
Group C |
P |
W |
D |
L |
F |
A |
GD |
% |
Points |
Silva (3) |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
49 |
11 |
38 |
81.7 |
12 |
Le Chiffre (8) |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
42 |
18 |
24 |
70 |
9 |
YOLT Blofeld |
4 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
27 |
33 |
-6 |
45 |
6 |
DAF Blofeld |
4 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
25 |
34 |
-9 |
41.7 |
3 |
Koskov & Whitaker |
4 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
7 |
43 |
-36 |
11.7 |
0 |
Always looking like a bit of a bloodbath, this one, and the two Craig villains run true to form. DAF Blofeld misses out on being a Lucky Loser due to some matches as tight as his bra, and Koskov & Whitaker put in such a shabby performance that it dawns on one that DaltonBond’s expression of total embarassment throughout The Living Daylights is no great surprise. As ever, YOLT Blofeld there or thereabouts in getting through to Round 2, but will find himself up against this year’s surprise package…
Group D |
P |
W |
D |
L |
F |
A |
GD |
% |
Points |
Stromberg |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
39 |
21 |
18 |
64.9 |
12 |
Scaramanga (4) |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
41 |
19 |
22 |
68.4 |
9 |
Zorin (9) |
4 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
51.7 |
6 |
Oberhauser Blofeld |
4 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
51.7 |
3 |
Kristatos |
4 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
8 |
52 |
-44 |
13.3 |
0 |
Stromberg. Even though Scaramanga has a better Goal Difference and form, Stromberg sees off both him and Zorin and tops the group. Some might think something smells fishy, but smelling fishy is his thing, not least due to his habit of dabbing his undercarriage with tepid brine. Two other shocks - Oberhauser Blofeld gets into Round 2 as a (reasonably comfortable) Lucky Loser, and Kristatos does woefully badly. Perhaps that’s not a shock, but to be beaten by Brofeld is just cuckoo.
Group E |
P |
W |
D |
L |
F |
A |
GD |
% |
Points |
Klebb & Grant (5) |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
43 |
13 |
30 |
76.8 |
12 |
Goldfinger (10) |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
42 |
14 |
28 |
75 |
9 |
Kananga |
4 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
23 |
33 |
-10 |
41.1 |
6 |
Elektra |
4 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
20 |
36 |
-16 |
35.6 |
3 |
Khan & Orlov |
4 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
12 |
44 |
-32 |
21.4 |
0 |
After the descent into insanity that was Group D, a return to order and sense. The top two being so dominant, the remainder have no chance of being Lucky Losers and Khan & Orlov continue last year’s pattern of Octopussy elements being unpopular. I mean, I don’t like it, but there some that do - surely? Always disappointing to see Kananga not squeeze through, but Live and Let Die does have other tricks up its flared sleeve.
Form table
Very early days yet, and Round 2 of these Deathmatches is often the place where form flies out of the window/drops into the piranhas.
Lucky Loser Dr No returns more impressive form than Runner-Up in Group B, Sanchez, but Dr No’s reward is to meet OHMSS Blofeld in Round 2 so… yikes.
Up to and including position 16 get through to Round 2, so DAF Blofeld misses out (just) but dependent on absolute hammerings being doled out in Round 2, could crawl his way up the form table without having to break any sweat. That, of itself, being true to form.
As far as the final two columns go, a comparison of how current form this early in the Deathmatch season stacks up against the overall form of the film up to and including 2022, taking all catgories into account. The more a villain is overachieving against the film as a whole, the more reasonable the conclusion that they are one of the film’s stronger aspects; the more underachieved, they drag the film down. Like Klebb & Grant - losers. Quite whether this really works in considering Oberhauser Blofeld’s rather startling performance so far this year does tend to collapse the theory wholesale. Is he really one of the better things about Spectre? Perhaps it’s “one of the least bad” but even then, that’s still ludicrous. Greene, Safin and Graves - overachievers and proud of it. Kristatos - jeebus.
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|
Current form |
Previous form |
Current v Previous |
Total form for film |
Current v total |
1 |
OHMSS Blofeld (1) |
86.2 |
1 |
Business as usual |
5 |
Overachieving |
2 |
Silva (3) |
81.7 |
3 |
Overachieving |
7 |
Overachieving |
3 |
Klebb & Grant (5) |
76.8 |
5 |
Overachieving |
1 |
Underachieving |
4 |
Goldfinger (10) |
75 |
10 |
Overachieving |
2 |
Underachieving |
5 |
Le Chiffre (8) |
70 |
8 |
Overachieving |
4 |
Underachieving |
6 |
Drax (2) |
68.8 |
2 |
Underachieving |
6 |
Business as usual |
7 |
Scaramanga (4) |
68.4 |
4 |
Underachieving |
14 |
Overachieving |
8 |
Stromberg |
64.9 |
13 |
Overachieving |
3 |
Underachieving |
9 |
Largo (6) |
63.7 |
6 |
Underachieving |
8 |
Underachieving |
10 |
Dr No |
56.3 |
11 |
Overachieving |
18 |
Overachieving |
11 |
Sanchez (7) |
55.9 |
7 |
Underachieving |
15 |
Overachieving |
12 |
Zorin (9) |
51.7 |
9 |
Underachieving |
20 |
Overachieving |
13 |
Oberhauser Blofeld |
51.7 |
20 |
Overachieving |
22 |
Overachieving |
14 |
YOLT Blofeld |
45 |
19 |
Overachieving |
9 |
Underachieving |
15 |
Carver |
44.1 |
15 |
Business as usual |
11 |
Underachieving |
16 |
Trevelyan |
42.7 |
14 |
Underachieving |
16 |
Business as usual |
17 |
DAF Blofeld |
41.7 |
16 |
Underachieving |
10 |
Underachieving |
18 |
Kananga |
41.1 |
12 |
Underachieving |
13 |
Underachieving |
19 |
Elektra |
35.6 |
18 |
Underachieving |
23 |
Overachieving |
20 |
Graves |
31.1 |
23 |
Overachieving |
25 |
Overachieving |
21 |
Safin |
26.3 |
22 |
Overachieving |
19 |
Underachieving |
22 |
Greene |
25 |
25 |
Overachieving |
24 |
Overachieving |
23 |
Khan & Orlov |
21.4 |
17 |
Underachieving |
21 |
Underachieving |
24 |
Kristatos |
13.3 |
21 |
Underachieving |
12 |
Underachieving |
25 |
Koskov & Whitaker |
11.7 |
24 |
Underachieving |
17 |
Underachieving |
Still, Scaramanga, Zorin, Sanchez and Dr No (for example) all shining out from the remainder of their respective films; somehow, feels about right, that.