Deathmatch 2024 - Group C: All Those Other Villains

More of a group effort, this category. However, if you have a particular favourite and wish them to be the sole recipient of your vote, knock yourself out. Before they do.

I prefer to see them as one amorphous mass of naughtiness. The second-stringers, if you like, whether or not they do actually get a pop at Bond and whether or not they are working together.

Having deathbitten and deathstabbed and deathgouged our way through main Villain(s) and main Henchperson(s), suggestions for this non-exhaustive hostile gestalt of leftovers:

TSWLM – Georgei Whassface, Anya’s sexchum. I suppose Naomi and the Captain of the Liparus and orange-jumpsuited others. Sandor! You’d think he would’ve bounced.

Octopussy – up to you whether you include Magda. Given that the last we see of her is being leered at by a decrepit Q, she really has served her punishment. Imagine that grinding away at her. Urr. Twins, Yo-yo man, various persons racistly depicted, etc.

OHMSS – Gunther! Gumbold! What else begins with G that’s a threat to Bond? Goons! George Lazenby!

Spectre – all that lot sitting around that big table in “Rome”. The bloke Bond murders in the pre-credits. All sorts, really. Blofeld’s butler, probably. All of them seem a bit inert, tbh.

Quantum of Solace – not Elvis, but then who? The corpulent rapey General and the weaselly police chief. Mr White too, here. Mitchell, I suppose. Some others, no doubt. The editors?

Voting closes 3 December

  • The Spy who Loved Me
  • Octopussy
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  • The Spy who Loved Me
  • OHMSS
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  • The Spy who Loved Me
  • Spectre
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  • The Spy who Loved Me
  • Quantum of Solace
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  • Octopussy
  • OHMSS
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  • Octopussy
  • Spectre
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  • Octopussy
  • Quantum of Solace
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  • OHMSS
  • Spectre
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  • OHMSS
  • Quantum of Solace
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  • Spectre
  • Quantum of Solace
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I rank them as:

  1. Octopussy
  2. The Spy Who Loved Me
  3. Quantum Of Solace
  4. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
  5. SPECTRE