Deathmatch 2025 - Group D: Henchpersons

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Voting closes 3 September.

Dimitrios shades it as Casino Royale’s choice over Michael Stipe-a-like Kratt because a) he has some lines, b) Bond takes his car, c) Bond takes his wife and d) Bond kills him. None of these things befall Kratt, which is Esperanto for “bald nonentity”.

  • Xenia
  • May Day
0 voters
  • Xenia
  • Nick Nack
0 voters
  • Xenia
  • Professor Dent
0 voters
  • Xenia
  • Dimitrios
0 voters
  • May Day
  • Nick Nack
0 voters
  • May Day
  • Professor Dent
0 voters
  • May Day
  • Dimitrios
0 voters
  • Nick Nack
  • Professor Dent
0 voters
  • Nick Nack
  • Dimitrios
0 voters
  • Professor Dent
  • Dimitrios
0 voters
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I rank them as:

  1. Xenia Onatopp (G/E)
  2. May Day (AVTAK)
  3. Nick Nack (TMWTGG)
  4. Alex Dimitrios (CR)
  5. R.J. Dent (DN)

Although Jim makes good points about Dimitrios vs. Kratt, I still consider Kratt to be the main henchman in CR and, likewise, Dent to be the secondary henchman in Dr. No, so both fall to the bottom of the rankings. However, I still would have picked the others over them anyway.