Skiers v Astronauts.
Zombies v Frogmen.
Films have been made with much flimsier plots. I’d watch both, readily. But to listen to?
Voting closes June 12.
These choices are brutal.
Thank you.
I voted for:
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service over Moonraker
Live And Let Die over Thunderball
Funny coincidence: that nine minute OHMSS remix track by the Propellerheads features a lengthy Space March segment from MR. Peak Barry.
Skiers v Astronauts
Synopsis:
Death by Dog!
Extinction of the human race by contaminating all its food!
Death by snowblower!
Space lasers and shuttles!
A brutal widowing!
Extinction of the human race by gassing it!
Dolly birds - on an Alp!
Dolly birds - in Space!
Dolly!
Tungsten-toothed giant!
Blofeld!
Death by piano wire!
Venice! Switzerland! Portugal! Rio! Los Angeles! OUTER FRICKIN’ SPACE!
Attempting re-entry!
Space Station!
YOU LOVE CHICKENS!
Revolving restaurant!
Avalanche!
Python!
Irma Bunt done-up all sexy-like as a trap!
Disco Bassey!
Cucumber sandwiches!
All to the music of John Barry.
Now that’s a Bond film, m’lovelies.
It also could be another verse for “We didn’t start the fire”.
Hard choices as I rank all of these highly. But it’s OHMSS over MR and TB over LALD. I think TB is the most James Bond sounding atmosphere ever recorded. It captured his essence so well, The Rack and Sweat Box being a perfect example.