“It’s Austrian, I bought it in Baumgarten.”
“Still press here, do I?”
“It tickles my . . . Tchaikovsky!”
“ Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit!
“We aim to please”
“…precisely at your groin. So speak now or forever hold your piece.”
“Here, take this - the wheel! The wheel!”
“What…eh… what the hell is going on?”
“Our goal is to raise…$22,000.”
“One rises to meet a challenge.”
" Oh pipe down 007! "
" You had no business bidding for that egg!! "
“And they say communists don’t know how to have fun.”
“Loyalty is more important to me than money.”
“ In the old days, if an agent did something that embarrassing, he’d have the good sense to defect. “
“Yes, well it’s called the future, so get used to it.”
“… because I think you’re a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, …”
“But you are so wrong!”
“I am Der Val.”
“You are late.”