“Why don’t you try some of my conch chowder?”
“You’ve been reading the wrong books, Mr. Bond.”
“I never learnt to read.”
“I never miss.”
“Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr. Bond.”
“Wait till you get to my teeth.”
“Let our diners assemble.”
“How can you eat at a time like this?”
“You will see that my piranha fish get very hungry.”
“They’re beautiful, and you’re longing to know what is inside.”
“Well, go on, go on. It’s merely a lift.”
“Take the next one”
“Having trouble keeping it up, Q?”
" It has not been perfected out of years of patient research entirely for that purpose, 007."
“It doesn’t exactly take a degree in nuclear physics.”
“All I need is the detonator”
“All? Are you sure that’s all you want?” [Leers.]
“Perhaps you could send up my tailor … and some food.”
“Sounds like a load of bull.”
“If you’ll forgive me, that’s a little too scented for my palate.”