“Just how p-p-personal is a toupee?”
“Well, provided the collars and cuffs match . . .”
“Let’s skirt the issue shall we?”
“It is housed in the butt - squeeze it.”
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“I must be dreaming.”
“No dream, Mr. Sterling - soon, a reality.”
“Our asylums are full of people who think they’re Napoleon… or God.”
“But tomorrow I shall be a hero of the Soviet Union.”
“All the heroes I know are dead!”
“Don’t worry, you’re not my type.”
“Boys with toys.”
“Egyptian builders.”
“I’ve always been a fan of Chinese technology.”
“Just ask the cuff I thought we’d link up.”
" You leaving me your telephone number? "
“With pleasure, M”
“Is there time before we leave, for lesson number 3?”
" You don’t think it gave me any pleasure , do you? "
“Oh darling Im tempted. But, killing a few hours as one of your passing fancies isn’t quite my scene.”
“Manners, Oddjob!”