“You sound like a commercial.”
“Ze story will be in ze news in an hour.”
“You can watch it all on TV.”
" Tomorrow’s news today. "
“Don’t be an idiot, 007.”
“Our asylums are full of people who think they’re Napoleon. Or God.”
“History isn’t kind to men who play God”
“But that means I would have to be…”
“A water pistol?”
“I’ve mislaid my PPK.”
“ I’m afraid you’ve caught me with more than my hands up “
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"My god what’s Bond doing?!”
EDIT: I’m embarrassed to say I horribly misquoted that lol
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“I shot the whole wad.”
“Keeping the British End up Sir.”
“Wow, now there’s a mouthful.”
“10 inches thick, which accounts for the magnifying effect.”
“ I take it Mr Bond has been explaining his Big Bang theory? “
“Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.”
“The President wants to thank you personally.”
“It’s the first time I’ve ever been grateful that James Bond is a good shot.”