" Then, when this mission is over, I will kill you. "
“I love you too, M”
“Oh, spare me this sentimental rubbish!”
“You’re sensitive Mister Bond…”
'I have a little itch…down there."
" I’ve never killed a midget before. "
“I may be small but I never forget.”
“Hmmm, it is little Otto. He was one of your mother’s lovers. We often find him lying around.”
“You always were a cunning linguist, James.”
“You forget…I took a First in Oriental languages at Cambridge.”
“ Now there’s a mouthful. “
“It’s the right size, for me that is.”
“You know, this sort of behavior could qualify as sexual harassment.”
“Well, you can’t win them all…”
“Yes, I thought I saw a SPECTRE on your shoulder.”
“I wouldn’t know…I’ve never lost.”
“Superb, Mr. Bond, superb!”
" And they say Communists don’t know how to have fun. "
"I don’t even have a ‘little red book’ "
“Whatever you do, don’t touch it.”