“No, Vassar.”
“I’m afraid I’ve never had much to do with young ladies.”
“I’ve always tried to keep them at arm’s length, myself.”
“That’s because you know what I can do with my little finger.”
“On the first wrong answer from Miss Solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr Bond’s right hand.”
“… putting his right hand and middle finger in the hole.”
“You stupid twit! You put the real one back in!”
“Except it’s a fake.”
“That’s what we’re going to find out… Now that we’re working together.”
“That’s detente, comrade.”
“That’s what I call trouble.”
“Bless your heart.”
“Pity about your liver.”
“Send the Barman over.”
“She’s just coming now, sir.”
“This could take hours, sir.”
“You got a date?”
" I know he has a date at the Bottoms Up club tonight! "
“But you, I’m afraid, will get into anything with any girl.”
“Except a cello.”