“Back end of horse!”
“Impossible - I can’t spare the men or the horses.”
“That’s détente comrade, you don’t have it, I don’t have it.”
“ The insurance company is never going to believe this! “
“They’re Democrats, Maybelle.”
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“The West is decadent and divided.”
“East, West, just points of a compass each as stupid as the other”
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“ God I miss the Cold War. “
“My knee aches every single day - twice as bad when it is cold. Have you any idea how long the winter lasts in this country?”
“Two minutes and counting.”
" Time for a drink. "
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“Run out of drink where you were, did they?”
“They’re priceless, and very rare.”
“That’s a Dom Perrignon '55, Mr. Bond- it would be a pity to waste it.”
“ I always have a martini at five. ‘
“Let’s get on with making a few.”
“That’s stirred, not shaken - I hope I got that right.”
“ Seems terribly difficult. “
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“It’s all in the wrist.”
“You know what I can do with my little finger.”