Forum Game: The Ultimate James Bond Quote Conversation

" Mitchell must have killed him when he went out to check the perimeter…"

“Can anyone tell me how the hell he got into our system?”

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I will always love P&W for giving us that line

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“Oh God, you’re even worse than your file says”

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“It’s like being summoned to the headmaster’s study.”

“ Moneypenny, next time I see you, I’ll put you across my knee. “

“You’re going to feel … a little prick.”

“Not only a homing device, but an extremely delicate microphone as well.”

David_M, you wasted an opportunity to post the obvious…

“You speak the truth.”
“Nothing to boast of.”
“If only I could find a real man!”
“No, the bigger one.”
“My mother gave me a list of things not to do on a first date.”
“It seems I underestimated you.”
“As you can see, we’ve very little to go on.”
“Well, small world.”
“Can you enlarge it?”
“Try the big one.”
“That’s a shame.”
“It’s true!”
“True, but unfortunately he only fires them occasionally.”
“The whole thing’s so fantastic it just could be… true.”
“I have a small surprise from your friends at the barracks.”
“A little premature, isn’t it?”
“I’ve sometimes thought you a little, erm…”
“How about building up a little more muscle tone by putting on your clothes?”
“A little present for you.”
“Shame, we barely got to know each other.”
“But my father couldn’t let himself or my mother live with the shame of it.”
“This is an extraordinarily embarrassing item, one of the classic blackmail items of all time.”
“I didn’t mean to embarrass you, speaking of love.”
“Now here it is on a much larger scale.”
“The smaller model is now standard field issue, to be fitted into the heel of your shoe.”
“Enlarge!”
“One of my less useful people.”
“Its larger brother is magnetic.”
“All that you say could be true.”

I’m sure there are many others…

Sorry… let’s carry on with David_M’s contribution

“I would’ve thought watching your TV shows was torture enough.”

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“ Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit! Or atleast half of it. “

“Half of everything is luck.”

“Then I shall use Player’s Privilege and use your ‘lucky’ dice.”

“I don’t believe in them.”

“Do you believe in God, Mr LeChiffre?”

" She was right under your nose! "

" Is that who it was?? Well it just proves that no one’s indestructible…"

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“His name’s Jaws - he kills people.”

“True. But this one overcompensates by wearing slightly masculine clothing.”

“It’s too bad Bond. You could’ve been a live, rich man. Instead of a poor, dead one.”