“Well, the trouble is, there’s never a seventy year old around when you need one.”
“Not any more!”
“He’s branched off.”
“ Well, I understand 00’s have a very short life expectancy. “
“We’re not dead yet…”
“Soon, Solitaire, soon.”
“If you’re still around tomorrow… Why don’t you join us for lunch.”
“You were almost dead an hour ago…”
“I’m not dwelling on the past, I don’t think you should either.”
“I really f***ed this up didn’t I?”
“Bond is alive! Unless you killed him?”
slap “You let him get the better of you.”
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“If you’re the best they have, they’ll more likely try to cover up your embarrassing incompetence.”
“Sir, I am aware of my shortcomings”
“So pay!”
“Will he take a cheque?”
“I haven’t got any money.”
“This is my bank”
“That’s a little cute, isn’t it?”
“ I see you put your money where your mouth is. “