#HenchmenHaveHobbies

Fun Fact: Jaws is still collecting suspenders.

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Red Grant is marketing his ab crunch fitness machine with a promise of “brass knuckle-proof” results.

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Vargas is in the Guinness Book of World Records for pole sitting.

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Locque has miraculously survived and is still weighing his options.

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I gather he was considering training doves

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The nameless henchman Bond shoots off the three in Moonraker is of course an avid birder.

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He put a pin in that.

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He never misses the latest issue of The Field apparently.

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Helga Brandt fortunately survived piranha and the explosion of a hollowed out volcano, discovering her passion for extreme sports while listening to Beach Boys cover bands.

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Gobinda is now the host of the hit children’s program, “Thomas the Tuk Tuk.”

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Additionally, he finally acceded to Mrs. Hinx’s urgings and joined Toastmasters.

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Renard moonlights as a Chippendale, much to Elektra’s annoyance…probably.

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Necros likes nothing more than to relax with some tunes, maybe attend a live concert if his schedule allows.

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Mitchell and Patrice decorate stained glass ceilings.

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Gobinda crushes rock salt to be used in salt shakers.

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Kananga henchman “Adam” settled permanently in Louisiana, where he now has the fastest boat on the whole damn river and recently became the second husband of JW Pepper’s sister.

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It’s been a widespread rumor throughout the years, but we now can exclusively confirm that for a long time, Messrs. Wint and Kidd have made a nice amount of money on the side as amateur Laurel & Hardy impersonators (5 contest wins, 3 times runner-up in 17 participations)

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Best thread entry winner!

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Wint the younger was very glad to inherit that hat.

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It’s the “Back to the future”-Spin-off as horror movie! Title: McFly.

Tagline:
“Somebody is home, Biff. And you won’t like it.”

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