@secretagentfan suggested it, so here it is. A thread where we speculate the things that henchman do when not carrying out their employers crazy demands
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Chang from Moonraker has been doing a culinary course focusing on early 20th century England meal time traditions. It covers everything from pheasant to the proper cup of tea
“So you put in the tea leaves BEFORE the water to allow it brew! That makes so much more sense than what Jaws was saying”
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Sandor from TSWLM developing the perfect tie which could also double as a safety device.
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Tee-Hee is demonstrating admirable persistence in his efforts to master the art of making balloon animals.
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Whisper is an operatic tenor who so enthusiastically performs every evening his vocal chords are burned out the next day.
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Garbage disposal is possible without electricity, said part-time ecologist Jaws. One just has to evolve and replace organic teeth with steel. Also: you never have to go to the dentist ever again.
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Nick Nack has been taking a night course in electrical engineering - it’s the one job he doesn’t do himself at Scaramanga’s island and he has long wished to remedy that.
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Baron Samedi is currently on the road, playing flute in a Jethro Tull cover band.
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Red Grant enrolled in a wine appreciation class at the suggestion of Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd.
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Stamper was sacked from the post office after a thorough investigation determined he was a removing stamps from all domestic and international mail for his own personal collection.
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Oddjob goes to millinery school.
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Hai Fat became a fitness freak after relentless schoolyard bullying about his weight.
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Zao placed fourth in 2109’s World Ice Art Championships.
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Elvis was a Johnny Hallyday-a-gram, oddly. Available for cremations, in particular.
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…after which he stars in a Beatles tribute act as Brian Epstein.
Grunther is voice actor for productions from the San Fernando Valley.
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May Day is an adjunct professor in Critical Race Studies at Berkeley.
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Even after being thrown off a train Mr. Hinx continued to remodel dining cars for British Rail, while also attending nail polish competitions.
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Irma Bunt is turning heads at comic-cons as a Wonder Woman cosplayer.
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Xenia Onatop is a valued member of her local volunteer fire brigade and the Olympic water squirt gun team.
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Kriegler is an underwear model to pay the bills between Olympics/Espionage work
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