#lazenbynotbond

It’s a director who has never directed a movie! (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

He’s never had a leading role on a movie!!! (Sean Connery and George Lazenby)

OMG, THEY FIRED YOUNG #BROKENBOND (Goldfinger)

THE PRODUCER, DIRECTOR AND WRITERS HAVE LEFT, BROCCOLI IS DESTROYING BOND!!! (The Spy Who Loved Me)

Inspired by hyperbole over No Time To Die’s actually smaller than most production issues, what moment in Bond history would people pointlessly freak out about or have written an essay on a specific fan site saying why they don’t care about about it…if it happened today, and more importantly what hyperbole would be used.

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Easy.

#saltzmanbroccoli

#BondisnotCanadianAmerican

#handsoffour007yougreedycolonies

#lestweteachyouhowtheempirestrikes

Stop it all dead in its tracks.

It happened. In another branch of the multiverse, but it happened.

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#releasethehuntcut

I gather it’s initial TV airing would’ve DEFINITELY had that reaction.

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#BrosnanfilmedsecretBondfilm

#BondjumpedthesharkwithThunderball

#CleesenotQ

#BondBournecrossover

#WhywereallyshouldloveDADsCGI

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When Dr No was announced, you just know someone thought that, minus the hash tag.

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I’m going to go with #brolinnotbond paired up with #moreofmoore

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#NeverMcClory

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Remember #RobbieWilliamsNewBond?

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Hilarious!

#beckhamistruebond

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#neversayneveriscannon

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#releasthebrolincut

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#piersmorganwalkedoutforourwayof007

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I thought of the non English Bonds and there was I’m sure a couple of derogatory headlines around Pierce Brosnans’ Irishness… whilst looking at this I was struck by the amount of ‘brooding’ and ‘dark’ that was written about Dalton when he took over, so similar to how the English press describe the Welsh such as Dylan Thomas and Burton…

#begorrao’07
#leprechaunnotbond
#bondnotsheepfarmer ( inference changes depending on level of alcohol taken )

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#fetchyourownshoes007

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#chewmeetoo

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#strombergisavegan

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#restoredollysbraces

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#Ivegotafeverandtheonlycureismoremorepowah

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