A new year brings a new ranking topic. This week’s topic: rank the Ian Fleming novels.
Here’s my ranking:
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FROM RUSSIA, WITH LOVE – Memorable characters abound in this story highlighted by Tatiana Romanova, Donovan “Red” Grant, Rosa Klebb, and the best ally of the series in Darko Kerim. The best scene is James Bond’s tense confrontation and fight with Grant on the Orient Express. Fleming’s fifth novel is his masterpiece. The well-plotted story finds Bond as a pawn in chess grandmaster Kronsteen’s diabolical SMERSH scheme. Throughout the story, 007 is in their crosshairs and yet he still manages to come out on top. Checkmate.
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THUNDERBALL – As the film’s tagline says: “Here comes the biggest Bond of all!” Fleming’s biggest plot features the debut of SPECTRE which steals two atomic bombs and uses them to blackmail the western powers. Memorable characters are Domino Vitali–the best girl of the series–Emilio Largo, and Ernst Stavro Blofeld. The highlight scene is the final confrontation between Bond and Largo. Understandably, considering the story’s origins, it’s the most cinematic of Fleming’s novels.
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ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE – I like Thunderball better, but OHMSS is probably Fleming’s second best novel. A masterpiece in its own right, OHMSS puts Bond in a unique position–in love–and shows the ramifications of that to a shocking degree. In the meantime, he tracks down SPECTRE and its leader and learns he must stop them from unleashing bacteriological warfare. Memorable characters are Marc-Ange Draco, Tracy di Vicenzo, Irma Bunt, and Blofeld. The highlight scene is, what else?, the final one that closes out the story with the most dramatic of endings.
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DOCTOR NO – Bond gets his signature handgun in this novel, the Walther PPK, before going off on a “routine” investigatory mission in Jamaica to look into a missing agent. But things are not what they seem as he learns he must stop Dr. Julius No from toppling American missiles. Memorable characters are Quarrel, Honey Ryder, and No. The highlight scene features Bond squaring off against a giant squid. The most sci-fi of all Fleming’s novels but still a lot of fun.
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LIVE AND LET DIE – Bond must stop a gold coin smuggling operation that sees him square off against the most powerful African-American criminal in the world. Memorable characters are Simone “Solitaire” Latrelle, The Robber, Tee-Hee Johnson, and Buonaparte Igance Gallia aka Mr. Big. The highlight of the novel is the keelhauling scene involving Bond and Solitaire. Much of the prose is of its time but beyond that is an entertaining story.
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DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER – Bond works his way up a diamond smuggling pipeline to shut it down once and for all. Along the way he meets memorable characters such as Ernie Cureo, Tiffany Case, “Windy” Wint, and “Boofy” Kidd. The highlight scene sees Bond rescuing Tiffany from the clutches of Wint and Kidd aboard the Queen Elizabeth cruise ship. Another good scene takes place at a mud bath spa where Wint and Kidd’s cruelty is revealed in all its “glory” on the unfortunate Tingaling Bell.
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GOLDFINGER – Bond goes up against the series’ best henchman and best villain as they attempt to rob Fort Knox. 007 gets his first Aston Martin–this time a DB3. The book is entertaining, but the film improved on the details and is the clearly the better story. Memorable characters are Pussy Galore, Oddjob, and Auric Goldfinger. The highlight scene finds Bond getting Oddjob off an in-flight plane and his ensuing fight with Goldfinger.
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MOONRAKER – Bond starts out doing a favor for M by uncovering a cheat at Blades only to then investigate a death that’s closely tied to an important British missile launch. 007 soon learns that a much bigger nefarious plot is afoot–one that involves a deadly attack on London. Memorable characters are Ronnie Vallance, Gala Brand, and Hugo “Hugger” Drax. The highlight scene finds Bond out-cheating the cheater Drax in a game of Bridge. Not a lot of action, but a good detective story.
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CASINO ROYALE – The one that started it all. “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning.” A classic first line of the novel that couldn’t be more Fleming if it tried. Fleming wrote it to create the spy story to end all spy stories and came away with the best and most recognizable hero of the 20th century. Memorable characters include Rene Mathis, Felix Leiter, Vesper Lynd, and Le Chiffre. The highlight scene features a naked Bond strapped to a seatless chair being tortured by a carpet beater to the groin wielded by Le Chiffre. Again, not a lot of action, but the story perfectly sets up Bond and the series for all the stories to come.
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YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE – A favorite for many Bond fans, but it’s lower tier 007 adventure for me. Too much travelogue and not enough action for me. Still, it is very atmospheric especially when Bond reaches Dr. Guntram Shatterhand’s lair and the Garden Of Death. Spiraling after his wife’s death, Bond is sent to Japan by M to try to obtain the story’s MacGuffin–a codebreaking device called Magic 44. Memorable characters are Tiger Tanaka, Kissy Suzuki, Bunt and Blofeld. The highlight scene sees Bond go Mano a Mano in a sword fight with Blofeld to get his revenge on his arch-nemesis.
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THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN – Fleming’s final novel opens with a brainwashed Bond trying to assassinate M and ends up with 007 earning his spurs back by assassinating the world’s most dangerous assassin. Not a lot goes on here but there are great scenes to be had. Memorable characters are Mary Goodnight and Francisco “Pistol” Scaramanga. The highlight scene is the aforementioned attempted assassination of M.
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THE SPY WHO LOVED ME – Fleming tried something different with this one, much of which is either unneeded or didn’t work, by focusing the story from the Bond girl’s point of view. But there are some things to like and this novel does give a different look/viewpoint of Bond. Bond suffers a flat tire in a thunderstorm and makes it to an empty motel whereupon he has to save a young woman from a couple of thugs. Memorable characters are Sol “Horror” Horowitz and “Sluggsy” Morant. The highlight scene is Bond’s “bedtime story” told to Vivienne Michel in which he prevents SPECTRE from carrying out an assassination on a Russian defector.
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FOR YOUR EYES ONLY – A collection of five short stories. I’ll talk about them in a later ranking.
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OCTOPUSSY AND THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS – A collection of four short stories. Again, I’ll mention them in a later ranking.