This week’s James Bond rankings deal with his watercraft. What qualifies as watercraft is anything that travels on, in, or under water such as boats, wet bikes, submarines, rafts, surfboards, and water spheres. Hovercrafts DO qualify as they seem to be regulated as boats.
Again, Bond has to operate the watercraft and Never Say Never Again is eligible. Only one option per film please.
So, what are your rankings of the James Bond watercraft?
Here’s mine.
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Riddle Marine Custom Boat – THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH – Better known as the Q Boat, this watercraft is the best of Bond’s watercraft. Gadgets/abilities include torpedoes, sharp turn-ability, super quick braking, ability to travel over dry land, and ability to do a shallow dive. It’s the centerpiece of arguably the best action scene of TWINE and the best boat chase of the series.
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Glastron CV23HT – MOONRAKER – Also known as the Q craft, Bond uses this vehicle to travel through the Brazilian jungle waterways. Fitted out with water mines, torpedoes, and a hidden motorized hang glider, this boat has it all. The Q Craft won out for this film over the Bondola because it has more gadgets, it’s in a little bigger action scene, and it looks better. It also features during the last usage of the wonderful 007 theme.
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Glastron GT-150 – LIVE AND LET DIE – This watercraft set the Guinness Book of World Records for longest boat jump to start off an exciting boat chase. Unfortunately, it didn’t last long as Bond has to switch boats due to running out of gas. The second boat–a Glastron CV-19–is used for more of the chase, but the GT-150’s record jump gives it the edge.
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Cigarette Racing Café Racer – LICENCE TO KILL – This boat may not have gotten much screen time, but it just looks so good (and has the ability to be super fast) that it gets this high a ranking.
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Spirit Marine Wetbike – THE SPY WHO LOVED ME – The first appearance of a wetbike, a sort-of water motorcycle, occurred in TSWLM. It looks like a fun little vehicle and, as a result, gets a top five ranking.
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Riddle Marine Jet Boat – QUANTUM OF SOLACE – Not much to look at, but it’s super fast and agile. This boat features in arguably the best chase scene in the film.
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Neptune – FOR YOUR EYES ONLY – This mini-submarine is a two-person craft and looks like it would be fun for some underwater exploration.
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Osprey 5 – DIE ANOTHER DAY – The only vehicle on this list that doesn’t actually touch the water. This hovercraft features in an exciting pre-title sequence chase. It might not be the easiest to steer, but it, nevertheless, still looks fun to drive. A tip of the cap to the gadget-bearing surfboard in the PTS, but the nod for DAD goes to the hovercraft.
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Underwater Propulsion Unit – THUNDERBALL – Perhaps the oddest watercraft on this list, this fast gadget gets the nod over the Underwater Sledge since it is a Q gadget and it gets more screen time with Bond than the sledge does.
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Fairey Huntress 23 – FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE – The first boat to feature in a chase–albeit a short one–nevertheless makes the top 10 based on its fine looking appearance.
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Riva Monte Carlo 30 Offshorer – GOLDENEYE – Its screen time was limited to a brief scene, but the boat still looks nice and just manages to fall outside the top 10.
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Speedboat – SPECTRE – This watercraft, which Bond uses to chase down Ernst Stavro Blofeld in the finale, is so far not identified for make or model. But it is the best of the rest.
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Spirit 54 – CASINO ROYALE – The first sailing yacht of the series to be piloted by Bond. Nice little vehicle, but I prefer the motorized boats.
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Spirit 46 – NO TIME TO DIE – See above.
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Lyman Islander – DR. NO – This little motorboat is seen at the conclusion of the film. Nothing overly remarkable about it, but I think I’d take it over everything else on this list.
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Crocodile Submarine – OCTOPUSSY – If the Underwater Propulsion Unit wasn’t the oddest thing on this list, then the crocodile submarine beats it. The one-man submarine supplied by Q is a (very) unique watercraft. However, it’s lack of size on the inside is what limits its appeal for me.
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Inflatable Boat – TOMORROW NEVER DIES – Bond pilots this boat to maneuver him and Wai Lin into position to steal aboard Elliot Carver’s Sea Dolphin II stealth boat. Practical, but not overly visually appealing.
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Longtail – THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN – Bond uses this long, thin boat to escape from Chula and his pals. It’s serviceable, but not all that exciting. Still, it gets the nod over Scaramanga’s junk because it features in an action scene, and you actually see Bond operate it unlike the junk.
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Water Sphere – DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER – Bond uses this “water ball” to walk on the ocean to Blofeld’s oil rig. At a cursory glance, one might mistake this for being silly, but upon closer reflection, it does make sense. And since then, more people have used water or land spheres for fun, so I don’t think it’s as silly as I used to anymore.
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Rowboat – YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE – Not many glamorous watercraft choices from this film. The only other option is an inflatable raft which Bond mostly just lies in. So rowboat it is.
And there you have it. This time around, my list seemed to favor more on the looks side as well as the speed/fun of said watercraft with gadgets also earning extra points.
So, what are your James Bond watercraft rankings?