Continuing with a new James Bond list, this week we will be ranking the main James Bond henchmen from the films. As usual, Never Say Never Again is eligible to be used along with the EON series.
So rank the main Bond henchmen according to your personal preference.
Here is my rankings:
-
Zbigniew “Jaws” Krycsiwiki – (Richard Kiel) – THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
-
Oddjob – (Harold Sakata) – GOLDFINGER
-
Hinx – (Dave Bautista) – SPECTRE
-
Gobinda – (Kabir Bedi) – OCTOPUSSY
-
Necros – (Andreas Wisniewski) – THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
-
“Tee-Hee” Johnson – (Julius W. Harris) – LIVE AND LET DIE
-
Xenia Onatopp – (Famke Janssen) – GOLDENEYE
-
Donald “Red” Grant – (Robert Shaw) – FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
-
Dario – (Benicio Del Toro) – LICENCE TO KILL
-
“Windy” Wint & “Boofy” Kidd – (Bruce Glover & Putter Smith) – DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
-
Patrice – (Ola Rapace) – SKYFALL
-
Fiona Volpe – (Luciana Paluzzi) – THUNDERBALL
-
Fatima Blush – (Barbara Carrera) – NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN
-
Emile Leopold Locque – (Michael Gothard) – FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
-
Chang – (Toshirô Suga) – MOONRAKER
-
Richard Stamper – (Götz Otto) – TOMORROW NEVER DIES
-
Tan Ling Zao – (Rick Yune) – DIE ANOTHER DAY
-
May Day – (Grace Jones) – A VIEW TO A KILL
-
Viktor “Renard” Zokas – (Robert Carlyle) – THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
-
“Cyclops” Primo – (Dali Benssalah) – NO TIME TO DIE
-
Nick Nack – (Hervé Villechaize) – THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
-
Hans – (Ronald Rich) – YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
-
Grunther – (Yuri Borienko) – ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
-
3 “Blind” Assassins – (Eric Coverley & Henry Lopez & Charles Edghill) – DR. NO
-
Kratt – (Clemens Schick) – CASINO ROYALE
-
Elvis – (Anatole Taubman) – QUANTUM OF SOLACE
There’s been a lot of good quality henchmen in the Bond series. I really like the top 18 (the top 13 are excellent) and even the next four have some good stuff to them. Kratt, though, doesn’t do much as Le Chiffre’s right-hand man, but only Elvis is truly terrible.
I like all the femme fatales but when it comes to henchmen/henchwomen, I prefer those that are a real physical threat to Bond. As a result the three most indestructible henchmen are at the top of my list.
I like Gobinda a lot and don’t understand why he isn’t more popular. He’s a really good henchman and he deserves more love. He doesn’t have to be at the top, but he’s got a unique look, he’s strong (crushes dice), he sees and hears everything as he is always alert, he’s imposing, and he’s good for a laugh when he questions his boss Kamal Khan’s order to go outside the plane to stop Bond–and he ultimately has a really good death. What’s not to like?
Necros has his fans, but I think he’s a bit underrated as well and so too, I think is Tee-Hee Johnson. I like Tee-Hee’s personality. Very jovial but willing to get down and dirty when he has to, and he enjoys it all the while.
I know I have Grant lower than most will. I like him, and I like him more as I get older and the more I see him, but I just like those above him just a little bit more. But he’s a great henchman.
But overall, the Bond series has done a really good job with its henchmen excepting the early Daniel Craig years, and I look forward to Amazon’s first one.