Q can be testing a new multiverse portal.
M looks up and Henry Cavill walks in.
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As Superman? Maybe then he can circle the Earth once more faster than the speed of sound and reverse and undo the end of NTTD.
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Don’t give them any ideas. We all know how EON likes to follow the latest trends. 
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-A musical wherein Bond breaks into song upon meeting the Bond girl, the villain reveals his schemes in the form of a rap song and the whole affair is settled by two opposing armies in a dance-off shot from above in the style of Busbee Berkely.
-Bond takes a road trip through the Multiverse with Indiana Jones encountering hundreds of Bond variants. The fan favorite is a salamander version of Bond from Earth 77-C. Plot twists include our heroes’ inability to find the right car in a parking lot when it turns out all 900 variant Bonds drive an effing DB-5.
-Lego Bond learns the value of friendship when he and his nemesis Auric Goldbrick team up to face a shared enemy. Initial fan resistance is quelled when Lego Bond snaps off his blond hair in favor of a brunette piece. The plastic figure’s performance earns critical praise as the best Bond since Connery.
-Stung by fan criticisms, Eon decides to prove they are moving forward with bold, new ideas by hosting an event in Comic Con’s Hall H where the next great Bond villain is introduced, removing his Noh mask to reveal…Daniel Craig.
-Transported to the Barbie universe, Bond has to adjust to a world where both he and the women are anatomically incomplete. Naturally the effing DB5 still appears, but this time it’s pink and fires only Nerf missiles.
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Indiana Jones realizes one of the Bond variants looks like Henry Jones, making James Bond Indiana Jones’ father?
I like it…
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You had me at ‘Nerf missiles’!
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It does have a satisfying sound, doesn’t it? I may adopt it as a kid-friendly stand-in for a curse word.
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The grandfather clause. See Futurama.
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Top of the podium to David_M.
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Ditch the Hall H reveal and wait 10-15 years and I am down with it! I always wished Connery would have come back at some point. It would have been nice had the hatchet with EON been buried and he was happy to celebrate Bond again. That isn’t an issue with Craig, but I think it would be fun… though well down the road.
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Well, I was talking about an announcement for the next Bond film, so the “10-15 years” part was implied.
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Now that thought is painful. I’m old… there is only so much time left!
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I’ll tell you a silly idea I can actually see them doing, because somebody eventually will do something like it:
Using AI to make a new Sean Connery Bond movie.
“Five minutes into the future…”
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That would be horrible.
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Next: using AI to star yourself in a Bond film - for a price…
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