Bond going rogue in order to
Have a personal childhood connection to an iconic villain if they are brought back. We don’t need Goldfinger swearing revenge because Bond stole his lucky gold coin.
Ditto this list 
Yes, I know why I suggested this thread but didn’t start it – because I knew what would happen. We don’t need the umpteenth thread for people to vent what they didn’t like in the past and what they don’t want to happen again – but this is exactly what’s happening. 
This was meant for creativity, come up with your own silly ideas which you don’t want to happen – every man his own Purvis & Wade. Put your back into it, folks
Well said
Bond gaming
Bond anywhere near a motor racing track
Bond in anymore age gap romances.
Anything to with cyber terrorism
Bond being a cyborg reconstructed by Q from the atoms of whatever was left of him at the end of No Time to Die.
Bond’s DNA being used to clone him from the atoms of whatever etc. etc.
Bond being very unpleasant to Germans and Koreans, to what he considers passes for their faces.
Bond in a Q-branch Utili-Kilt.
Bond moping over the death of his parents for the nth time and this allegedly justifies vigilante action.
Bond being bitten by an enhanced eel and thus developing light-touch superpowers.
Bond eats crisps.
Vegan Bond,although it’s an easy script to write as every third line will be him telling us he’s vegan.
An AI villain as that’s just really boring now.
A musical, because that’ll be crap.
Bond has a pet.
Bond goes undercover as a social media influencer with a dubious attractiveness for teenage boys notionally without any other voice.
Dr No is a monkey.
Bond washes his intestines by hand… hold on.
Bond is a codename.
Bond makes a quiche… hold on.
Jane Bond, because various deluded and greedy people keep trying this and it’s tedious and never works.
The game is… slapsies.
Time-travel.
Lava-surfing.
Cress.
Bond goes shopping for socks and a toothbrush… hold on.
Bond endorses regular eating of broccoli because… well, cringe.
Characters named after the writer’s chums or people involved in the Bond series because… well, cringe.
Bond has his heart on the other side of his body because that’s really stoopid.
The Day Bond Wore A Sarong.
Bond in a Burqa.
Bond eats a burger.
Bond is put into cryogenic freezing and wakes up many years later and really doesn’t get the three seashells thing, the twerp.
Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Torture by grafting various body parts onto him, in an unbelievably upsetting manner.
A henchman made of “issues”.
Bond punches a donkey.
Bond punches a camel.
Bond punches the Pope.
Bond is part of a relentlessly anodyne team about whom we care little but are given undue prominence and do stuff with computers or whatever, yawn.
Bond does the ironing.
Bond sees dead people. Most of whom he’s shot.
Bond is put on trial for all the destruction and incidental disruption to public welfare over the years. It’d be awful.
Bond breakdances, or whatever it’s called.
Any previous Bond coming back in another role although as they’ll all be long dead by the time it eventually gets made, probably not going to happen.
AI reconstruction of Sean Connery with the film set in an AI-generated 1950s, although I strongly suspect this has crossed what is laughably called their “minds”.
You´re right. But the sillier ideas will come after the venting. I hope.
Bond drinking kombucha because he wants the health benefits
To get out of a villains trap, Bond looks up tutorials on YouTube.
Bond quits the service and goes to work for Pinkerton’s with Felix.
-Bond investigating a prison break from a maximum-security prison on the moon
-Bond battling a baddie who kills high profile targets with faked horoscopes
-Bond finding out about his family connection to the Royals
-The Royals finding out about their family connection to Bond
-M having been friends with Bond’s parents
-Bond’s aunt Charmian popping up and M having designs on her
Also, NO crossover with Doctor Who and/or Lord of the Rings!
The Flemingverse Phase 1
Bond drives Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Didn’t that already happen in TMWTGG, a flying car I mean, we just missed the scene where Scaramanga and Nick Nack sang the theme song:
“Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang what we’ll do” etc…
Now, on the plus side, for EON anyway, is that would give some legitimate credence to the “is Bond relevant” question they love to ask in the films the past couple of decades.
Well…
