This is not a confession, nor is it ‘news’ as such, more a piece of cineaste hilarity - with a very minor Bond angle through Connery - that I’d like to share here. We haven’t got a thread dedicated to such stuff, so that’s now fixed. Feel free to add your own oddities…
A big piece of timber fell on Feodor. ‘I’m 80 years old,’ he said, ‘I don’t mind dying. Was the take good?
Genius.