Birds of Prey
One of the worst DCEU movies I’ve ever seen, and that’s after watching Suicide Squad right before this one. There’s a reason the box-office on this is horrible despite positive reviews (really?) and audience approval (no, really?) on Rotten Tomatoes. Ugh. I can only think reviewers were afraid to pan a movie that tries to be feminist and pro-women in the age of #metoo. I read one review that claimed this wasn’t a flop because its numbers were similar to Ford vs Ferrarri, a film made by men, and so the discourse must be sexist. But this is not Wonder Woman, Captain Marvel, or The Last Jedi, all films featuring strong females and were box office successes.
Here are just a few of the things wrong with this rotten egg:
The title: “Honey, let’s go see Birds of Prey?” “No, I want to see the new Harley Quinn movie. When does that come out?” “I thought they were making Gotham City Sirens?” Nope. Birds of Prey: The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn was changed online to Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey. You can’t even abbreviate it: BOPTFEOOHQ.
The R-rating: Needless F-words (lost count at 20) and needlessly violent. This for a film that is based on an animated character popular with girls and whose plot device centers around a young tween girl. “Let’s make a kids comic book movie that only those old enough to vote can see.” Its violent tone seemed out of place in the DCEU and more like a canceled Marvel Netflix show. Logan and Deadpool’s R ratings still fit in with the X-Verse, and are used to underscore seriousness in the former and satire in the latter. This violence had no purpose. It almost felt tacked on after the success of Joker.
The cast: Suicide Squad made up for some underwhelming characters by at least having solid actors in those roles–Will Smith, Cara Delevigne, Alfre Woodward. Other than Margot Robbie, the rest of the supporting cast has no draw, despite casting Ewan MacGregor as a villain (Disney+, can we please get Obi-Wan started?) Hey, seen the new Mary Elizabeth Winstead movie? Imagine the hosts of The View as a crime fighting vigilante group. Joy Behar and Megan McCain have better fight sequences.
Even the jokes are botched. Exhibit A: What should have been a hilarious solution to how to get back a swallowed diamond has its timing and visuals so botched that the viewer instead wonders, “why is that kid taped to a toilet?” Exhibit B: Among the grievances listed as to why the villain Roman Sionas hates Harley is that she “voted for Bernie.” In 2016. While she was in prison. Or as an ex-con broken out of jail. Gotham must have no voter suppression or registration laws whatsoever. And “Voted for Hillary” was right there for the taking too.
The editing: To set up the story, Margot Robbie has to narrate a flashback within a flashback to set up all the characters’ backstory and motives. It’s structurally confusing.
Sex appeal: At least Justice League had some visual eye candy, for both genders, in the forms of Jason Mamoa or Gal Gadot to keep one entertained between set pieces. Margot Robbie looks best during the Suicide Squad flashbacks. Now she sports a t-shirt that says “Harley” and “Quinn” on it? Did she pick that up at the Warner Bros. studio swag shop? They don’t even put her in the signature harlequin outfit.
The title card: The studio shows Wonder Woman, Superman, Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern (who has yet to appear in the DCEU)–none of whom are in this movie. But they found time to reference Captain Boomerang as its only in-universe joke. Does anyone work harder than Jai Courtney’s agent?
Somehow a studio that knows how to make a comic book movie for women (Wonder Woman), kids (Shazam!) and adults (Joker) took a property featuring all three and laid this rotten egg instead.