“Ow.” (extra characters for submission)
“You sound like a commercial.”
“Rolex?” “Omega.”
" It tells the time…"
“ The alarm is rather loud. “
“Guaranteed never to wake up anybody who uses it.”
'Wake up!!!"
“Since you are here, would you mind giving me something to put on?”
“That depends on your definition of safe sex.”
“Not from him!”
" He fell into a pulverizer at the works…"
“She always did enjoy a good squeeze.”
“Straight up, with a twist.”
“That’s what I call trouble.”
“At least he died happy.”
“Felicidades.”
“You’re just saying that to hurt me.”
“You noticed.”
“My wounds will heal.”
“When the time is right, he will be killed.”