“Oh, well, if we can get him of course.”
“He didn’t like me at all.”
“He’s the best you have. Or should I say…had.”
“There was this girl in Philadelphia…”
“I haven’t turned my back on one since.”
“Really? What’s the penalty for that?”
“Patients call it the rack.”
“Whatever you do, don’t touch it.”
“Really? Sexual discrimination.”
“What’s the penalty for that?”
“One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.”
" After our last meeting, I am asking myself why you want to know about Locque, Columbo’s man."
“I help people with problems.”
“This is the part I really like!”
“Stuffed sheep’s head.”
“Later, perhaps”
“Sunday at noon, then.”
“Forgive me if I’m… a little late.”
“We corpses have no sense of time.”
“Well, that’s good; because there isn’t any.”