“But it wouldn’t be a stretch to imagine that you think of women as disposable pleasures rather than meaningful pursuits, so as charming as you are, I will be keeping my eye on our government’s money and off your perfectly formed arse.”
“I will put a bullet in your knee….the one that works.”
“A water pistol?”
“Rock salt.”
“Delicious.”
“He just dropped in for a quick bite.”
" The lobster’s good…with quails eggs and sliced seaweed…"
“Do me a favor, will you? Throw that down the toilet. Cut out the middleman.”
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“This is the part I really like!”
“This should be your 20th, I believe.”
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“Five more turns and your neck will break.”
“If you play the odds.”
“I can think of no better arrangement.”
“That’s because you know what I can do with my little finger.”
“Well, if I were you, I wouldn’t stick my finger, or anything else in there. At 453 degrees below ferhanheit, it would snap it off like an icicle.”
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“Where’d you find the Book of Mormon?”
“A priest’s hole.”
“I approve.”
“You have a strange way of showing your gratitude.”