Logic and Moonraker – two antipodes from different universes. 
Or are they?
Let’s develop an elaborate plan to eradicate most of mankind with only a few handpicked survivors and then create Civilization 2.0.
Where do we begin? First thing we realize is that this is going to cost money. Lots of money. Truckloads of money. And as all this doesn’t take place in modern times when you have the chance to become an instant billionaire by doing “something on the internet” within a couple of years, we can safely assume that it would have taken at least between 15 and 20 years to amass sufficient funds back in the day.
Let’s be gentle and assume that the poisonous effect of the orchidea negra was known before, so we only need to fund expeditions to retrieve enough supplies of that orchid – we intend to eradicate humanity, just a handful of flowers won’t suffice. Or we fund research to synthesise the poison, depends on what is quicker and cheaper. All this doesn’t cost too much money, and as we’re doing well in business, we can start with this after the first 10 years, so there’s a slim chance that we have enough poison 5 years later.
With that out of the way, we can now start thinking about how exactly it’s possible to poison the entire mankind all at once while keeping ourselves unharmed at the same time. Every ordinary megalomaniac might create some sort of bunker with a super safe air filter system and everything, and hire some flying circus pilots (all very lovely, with gas masks) who are going spread the poison around the world. But as we know that this didn’t work for Mr Goldfinger on a much smaller scale, we need something more elaborate and fool proof: we’re going to use a rocket ship and then hide in space.
Some 15 years later (let’s be gentle again, we have tons of money by now and can hire the best scientists and technicians) we not only managed to develop, test and finally build and get to fly a prototype of said rocket ship, but also at the same time secretly built a hidden factory in the Brazilian jungle with all necessary facilities and several launch sites in which we’re now not only able to assemble a small armada of rocket ships but also to develop and build a giant space station. And we’re not talking about some tiny measly scrap heap like that ISS thing, but a luxurious big one that is able to give a safe home (and love chambers) to 100, maybe 150 beautiful people and some ugly but necessary technicians.
Half a dozen rocket ships and a space station don’t build themselves over the weekend, let’s calculate another 10 years for that.
We now have an armada of Space Shuttles, several tons of poison and a giant space station. Luckily, we had enough time to also invent a radar jamming system, and to recruit and train (by means described above) our “breeding stock”. All we now need is another 5 years to get that space station up there, and roughly 50 years after the plan was thought up, we’re ready to go. Yay.
If we’re really really lucky, no one of the thousands of people we needed for the execution of that plan talked in all those years, no nosy journalist got wind of the fact that there may be something wrong at Drax Inc. and none of the numerous government agencies we had to collaborate with during the development of the rocket ship suspected anything. And that no hobby astronomer or stargazer spotted that giant space station by accident.
Now, here’s where the movie seemingly gets it all wrong and jumps the shark: let’s be gentle one last time and assume that the movie plays two steps into the future, say 1981. Based on Michael Lonsdale’s birth date (and assuming that he plays a man of the same age) in 1931, it can only be that this elaborate plan was thought up by a toddler, only a few weeks after his birth. That’s exactly what all this sounds like, and therein lies the wonderful logic of Moonraker.
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