What Could the Next Line Have Been?


#1

Remember this one? Any time you ever muttered something else under your breath when a character was speaking, here’s the place to give it voice.
Fr’instance:

Bond: Well, what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? I have a confession to make.
Helga: What?
Bond: Actually, I’m a spy.
Helga: You? Ha!

Knock yerselves out.


#2

M: “It seems the good doctor has cleared you, notes you have exceptional stamina.”
Moneypenny: “I’m sure she was touched by his dedication…Did you check him for venereal disease?”


#3

“You left this with Ferrara, I believe.” (Kick, scream, crash)

“…And that’s for making me run up all those damned steps!”


#4

(Spit take)
Just the kind of response I was hoping for, Dave. Keep 'em coming.


#5

(Just a thought for the mods…should this thread be moved to the Games section?)

Anyways, thanks for reviving this, AMC!

I’ll have a go…

Bond: " M doesn’t really mind you earning a little money on the side, Dreyden…She’d just prefer it if it wasn’t selling secrets!"

Dreyden: " Ok, how about I sell balloons? I know this fellow who will hook me up with a job at the Prater amusement park in Vienna…"


#6

“Ah Mr. Bond, your reputation proceeds you of course!”

“…i am so fired”