Drax: “May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?”
Bond: " How kinky…but no thank you! "
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(At the centrifuge)
“I don’t know what could have happened! Something must have gone wrong with the controls”
(Bond retrieves something from his seat)
“Wait, what’s that?”
“A cucumber sandwich…”
Le chifre: your friend Mathis is really my friend Mathis
Bond: oh awesome. You’re a friend of a friend? How do you guys know each other?
Le chifre: we go ball tapping together.
Bond: I assume you win. You’re very good at it.
Le chifre: oh thanks. They used to call me Ballsy Tapsalot.
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Bond: " Moneypenny, I’m devastated. What would I ever do without you?"
MP: " As far as I can remember, James, you’ve never had me."
Bond: “Hope springs eternal.”
MP: “This sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.”
Bond: “Really? What’s the penalty for that?”
MP: “#metoo! #metoo!”
Bond: “Look, Felix, this isn’t the real White House and he isn’t the president. Why don’t we just go see him?”
Felix: “However questionable the results of the election, he still has a Secret Service entourage and the CIA doesn’t have jurisdiction.”
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Bond: " Another? holding up empty martini glass to Anya"
Anya: " What? You made me pay for the first round, you cheeky bastard! "
Carver: “Soon I’ll have reached out to and influenced more people than anybody in the history of this planet, save God himself. And the best he ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount.”
Bond: “With an ego like that, you should be running for president - as a democrat, of course; everyone is saying that the republicans are not only very stable geniuses, but also tremendously humble.”
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Bond: “Fetch my shoes.”
Quarrel: “[expletive deleted.]”
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Bond: " No, I’m feeling Italian and musical. Let’s go to the Blue Mountain Grill…"
Miss Taro: " How about we order a pizza? Is that Italian enough for you? "
Bond: “That’s a Smith & Wesson and you’ve had your six.”
Dent: “Nice line, Mr Bond, but as a matter of fact it’s a Colt.”
“It can project a spot on the moon, or, at closer range, cut through solid metal”
“Okay, I need to know how you could possibly know that! It’s not like you could’ve gone to the moon to check!”
Bond hanging onto the back of the train as it leaves Temple tube station " Can you open the door please?.. OPEN THE DOOR!!"
London Underground staff member: " Ticket please!! "
It’s Britain
“Do you have your Oyster card on you, sir?
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Ahh yes… I forgot about the Oyster card… that line would have worked better…
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Blofeld: “I’ve really put you through it, haven’t I?”
Bond: “With that scar on your eye, I think I’ve done worse to you…”
MoD: “I hope you know what you’re doing, Bond. I’ve played bridge with this fellow Drax.”
M: " 007 doesn’t usually push the panic button unless it’s something serious."
MoD: “Hah! Since when?”
Bond: “Since discovering Stromberg was behind the hijacking of three nuclear submarines and preventing World War Three.”
MoD: “Well, fine, that’s once…”
Bond: “Since discovering Osato was working with SPECTRE hijacking space capsules and preventing WWIII.”
MoD: “That was before my time…”
M: “So was 007 pushing the panic button in Nassau and preventing a nuclear disaster there.”
Bond: “Fort Knox.”
M: “Crab Key…”
MoD: “What’s your point?”
M: “Christ, you really are a thickie, aren’t you?!”
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Fallen: “This is the property of her majesty’s government, how did you get it?”
Bond: “It wasn’t hard. Q smuggled out an entire laboratory’s worth of equipment from MI6 and England. Your security is atrocious.”
Vesper: “…former SAS types with easy smiles and expensive watches. Rolex?”
Bond: “Omega.”
Vesper: “Either way, it beats that Seiko junk you wore in the 70s and 80s.”
Gustav Graves: " It’s only being on the edge that we know who we really are…under the skin!"
Bond: starts singing " I’ve got you…under my skin…"
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(Bond disarms Orlov’s bomb in the circus cannon.)
USAF officer: “Thank you! Great job, sir!”
Bond: “What job? Oh, you mean the job you tried to prevent me doing?!”